Savannah's Paw Tracks

Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

Oh Cat!!! They’re Here!!!!!!!

It’s true, it’s true!!!…I can’t believe this is happening in California now!!

Remember, this last week, May Ling, over at Katnip Lounge, told this story about the marauding Pincing Pincers…these Pincing Pincers attacked May Ling, Johnny, Grayce, Maui, Rupert and Sccouty (he stared them down, and Johnny moved in to help, whew, thank cod!)

Finally, they attacked Mommy Trish!!! HORRIBLE TO WATCH!!!

Then, just when Katnip Lounge thought all was safe ‘cuz Mommy Trish vanquished (vocab builder) the Pincing Pincers….OH COD!!! They had spawned whilst left on their own…

Where would they go next….AIIIIEEEEEEYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIII….THEY”RE HERE!!!!!!

…right there…in front of me…trying to invade my Safe Spot!!! OH COD OH COD!!!!…what to do, what to do…NONONONO!!!…they are opening!!!….pant, pant, pant…

…CAN YOU SEE!!! They made Mom hold their tail!!! She is trying to pull it away from my head…puff, puff…shiver, shiver…

OOOOWWWWWWW!!!!…no, no…it is grabing my head!! Mom, Mom…get Dad!!! Dad, Dad…come help!!! THE NEVADA PINCING PINCERS ARE HERE!!!!!

…Efurryone, be afraid…be very, very afraid!…they spawned in Nevada…then migrated to California…no telling where in the world they will show up again, and again, and again….

Dad saved the day…he grabbed them and threw them out the window…hmmmmmm…wonder what that plant food will do for their incessant (vocab builder) spawning….ooohhhhh…not good, not good….

Paw Pats, Savannah

PeeEss…we are safe now…but the rest of you…well, no telling…….just sayin’….

 

 

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42 thoughts on “Oh Cat!!! They’re Here!!!!!!!

  1. It looks to me as though you were incredibly brave, Savannah!

    • Hiya Clowie!!Are you staying cool?? Not sure where ya live, so hope you aren’t in the lower 48 USA…exception of course, is here is the SF Bay area where we are totally cool! And yes, I think I did a really good job handling the Pincing Pincers! Thanks

      • I live in Spain, Savannah. Last week was difficult to stay cool, we had a heat wave and temperatures were 100+. This week it’s 80 – 90, much better!

  2. Yum!

    A purry furry tasty khat!

    Thanks fur khoming by my khorner!

    Your pawrents had some inkhredible taste in khanines…just sayin’!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

    • uhoh!!…another Sibe who likes the taste of kitteh!!! Oh No!!! I really like to visit Sibe bloggys, but always fear that maybe one will follow me home and make me their play toy…teeth chattering, paws sweating…but then I throw caution to the wind and say oh CAT! I just love how they smile!

  3. Chancy and Mumsy on said:

    Oh, no!! Sweet Savannah those awful pincers are at your place now. Beware of them and keep a safe distance. We saw them over at our friends place Katnip Lounge but we didn’t know they were traveling. Sure hope they don’t make their way to our place. Hugs and nose kisses

  4. We checked Mom’s drawers (laffin our bums off over this one). No pincers to be found. We did find sum rubber coated tongs. Are these deadly too or just a cheap knock-off?

  5. What a scary ordeal. We’re glad you are safe now. Phew!
    Bella and DiDi

  6. Oh no, not out the window! That means they’re on the loose and can hitch a ride anywhere, even da hood! I’ll send my bois out to look for them.

  7. Oh no Savannah, if my sisters hear about that they won’t be able to sleep all night!

  8. *wheeks in horror* Oh no! Our hoomans have some of those . . .

    *clattering in cutlery drawer* THEY’RE IN THE UK!!!!

    Every pet for themselves!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Bingo & Buddy
    xxxx

    • Aiiieee…yes efurry pet for itself!!!!…did you throw them out of cutlery drawer??? IF yes…where did ya toss them??? Be very careful, they spawn ya know!!! Oh Cod! maybe they can swim the big pond…or other ponds??? are they already in Australia, NZ????

  9. Ooohlala! I’ve seen them before… but actually when I saw them it smelt like chicken… strange! Be careful though…
    Purrs

  10. spittythekitty on said:

    Savannah darling, How I have missed you! The damaged Human just sits around screaming all the time. I said to her, Honestly, will you feel any worse if you help me visit my furiends? And she had to admit that probably she would not, so here we are.

    I am SO TIRED of all the moaning!!! If *I* had pincers, I know what *I’D* do with them!!!

    The Human says Fank U for the good wishes. She hopes that STONE gets OUT soon!!!

  11. *whew* Thank Dog! I thought I was gonna have to take a road trip!

  12. holy cod….ran for your life!! we hope they can’t get across the country…

    • first, thank you so much for stopping by…luvluvluv it….now…to other business
      …you be sure to run, run, run…and drag your peeps along, they don’t seem to know these are so dangerous…they use them for everything!!!….beware!!!

  13. mollieandalfie on said:

    Oh cod ! We’ve got a green one in the kitchen ( heeeeeelp ) I’m gonna get Mum to take a photo, then I can show you. They’ve come to the UK!! What we gonna do Savannah Doll? They could gobble us when we’re snoozing and we could never see each other again. I’m not going to nap tonight!
    Big hugs, stay safe…. Meeow to you in the morning!!
    Alfie x

  14. AI YI YI!!!! Not only did the SPAWN, they TELEPORTED!?! This is awful…we wonder where they’re gonna show up next. Thank Cod your Dad did some quick thinking and tossed the pincers out the window…hopefully they’ll rust in place, never to pince again.
    sheesh. we need a nap!

  15. OMC! I have an awful feeling ……. 8~/

  16. Right, you had us going there Savvy – we thought these we something we’d not encountered before. Over here, they’re obviously raw (not baked black) and come in a delightful pink. We’ll ship the sweet ones over should you prefer something pretty to battle! Keep calm and carry on… :D

    • oh, errr, ummm no, no..don’t trouble yourselves! We don’t need anymore over here, we’re just fine, no, really , we are just fine…seriously…just keep them over there (whispers to Mom…they have pink ones, go figure!)

  17. Yikes! I think I’ve seen one of those things around here when Dad’s BBQ-ing outside! Pretty sure it looks a lot like that thing – I guess I’m going to have to be extra careful around them – I don’t want to get pinched!!! Thanks for the warning Savannah.

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  18. Yikes! We gotta check our kitchen and make sure none spawned here!! Run kitty! dont let them back in!

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