A purrPrise: My Champion
Finally…runs in office..slams door…whew! Jumps on chair…hits “PUBLISH” with left paw (I’m a lefty in case ya hadn’t noticed!)
Now it’s all together…the whole story can come out. Mom and I have done a ton of storyboarding on this one…’cuz it kind’a goes back a ways….
…I know this is kind’a long…but it’s gonna be good…trust me…
The question efuury lady cat must ask herself…if and when do I need a CHAMPION to guard my honor?…and ‘cuz of my background, I never thought I would need to ponder(vocab builder) this question.
But, life changes…..
…I used to stare in my Mirror and ask…”what is wrong with me? I think I look OK…I am nice…I keep myself nicely groomed…why doesn’t any huFamily want me…”…
…I would lie in my hidey hole (no one at the shelter ever suspected I had it all tricked out)…and while brushing my fur…wonder…”maybe I don’t have HONOR and that is why no one wants me???…”
…and then this man came along in the shelter, and reached in and petted me, and then his wife did this special rubbing on my ears and head…and, well…you all know the ending…
I WAS TAKEN TO MY FURREVER HOME…and I had HONOR!!!
Then I started to blog my autobiography. Mom helps…and she is the one who put my HONOR at risk…
Remember that June 19 post…My Name Is Not Marilyn???…all those ‘cheesecake shots’ Mom posted!!??
…like this one…????
Well! That is what started me to fret (vocab builder) about my HONOR…’cuz of those cheesecake shots Mom posted…I got lots of comments that made me fear my HONOR needed protection…
Chancy, from Chancy The Gardner, warned me…”Oh, my! Sweet Savannah you better lock down the place…there’s going to be mancats scratching at your door….”
The boys over at Katnip Lounge commented: “Boom Chicka Wow Wow:…Mommy! Fainty Mancats clean up in Aisle Three!”
Rumpy Dog had to control June Buggie: “Oh my DOG! *covers screen so June Buggie don’t drool on it*…”
Alfie, over at Mollie and Alfie …commented: “You is smokin HOT girl, has your Mum got a pole?? Yep as they say, if you’s got flaunt it, and you certainly have!…Can’t wait to see some more, I wonder if Mum’s got some Ice cubes as well.”
Kozmo, at Cat from hell said: …”Oh! My! Cod!…Nellie hid your post from me yesterday! Savannah-You are one hot Mama! I could go for a girl like you if I did not have my Calico Rose….Kisses…Kozmo”…
After all those comments…one final comment came in which gave me hope…and an IDEA!!
Finally, my doggie pal, my Mr. Big Guy Jetty from Hi, It’s Jet Here, said:
“Listen with the boys getting a look see at those pics, you’re gonna need protection… and I VOLUNTEER!”
I immediately replied:…”Oh Jetty…you are so big and strong…I would totally feel protected if you were my CHAMPION!!! ….digging in box, throwing stuff out…searching…searching…can’t find it…but I will give you my handkerchief and you can be my official CHAMPION!!”
My Big Guy responded right back, fast as lightening…”Hey, Jetty here. I would consider it a great honor to receive your hankie and take on the role of your CHAMPION…”
I sent back my reply as fast as my paws could type…”ok, let me find that hankie and I will ‘award’ it to ya…”
MY CHAMPION IS MY DOGGIE PAL MR. BIG GUY JETTY!! TAAAAAADAAAAAA!!
Jetty, I promosed you my hanky, and here it is…and I know you will wear it with pride when you are needed…
And Jetty, I had this special badge made for you and I to post on our bloggys so efurryone knows you are my OFFICIAL CHAMPION!!!
That’s my big PurrPrise for efurryone!!! And MY CHAMPION JETTY is just seeing our badge for the very first time today!!! PURRPRISE JETTY, MY BIG GUY!!
I want to give a warm shout out to Miss Ann, from Zoolatry, and thank her for her fabulous art work. HUGE PAW PATS, Savannah