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First up is yours truly—ME!

I’m hoping this meme will get some of my readers started talking about just where our feral cats look for their next meal. Will it be you? Please help by donating DRY CAT FOOD to your local cat rescues who focus on TNR and feeding our feral aka community cat colonies.

Now moving on to my newest cousin, Miss Dazee. She was rescued by Mom L’s massage specialist during the Napa fires. Miss Dazee was a stray cat surrendered to a Napa public shelter. She had to be relocated to make room for the fast growing number of “owned” cats being brought to the shelters when the humans could not take their kitties with them to local human shelters.

So Miss Dazee is learning to rule her very own human castle. How do you think she is doing so far?

Don’t you think our pals from Trout Towne Tabbies are gonna luvluvluv Miss Daizee’s attitude about burds?

And my closing meme is from another guest. Please welcome Bowzer!! Mr. Bowzer is a part Rag-a-Muffin cat who Mom L and I helped rescue from the streets in our new home city. He had a really bad ouie on his hind paw that required a drain and lots of pain meds for the gentle giant Bowzer. You see Bowzer was abandoned on the streets, and even thought weighing in at over fifteen pounds, he is indeed a gentle giant!

Here he was, after finally getting that nasty cone of shame off, taking his first good kitty spit baff for like a week!! And there are the lady cats—all wanting selfies with his mancatly magnificence!

So how did I do this week with my Friday Memes? Do you have your Friday smile goin’ yet???




Mr. Hissy On the Loose


Mom L, Dad P were at the animal services shelter to pick up a black feral cat we trapped in our own back patio.

When can I leave? A not happy Mr. Hissy in trap

He was neutered, vaccinated, flea treated and ready to be returned. We figured due to his chunky body he was being fed somewhere close by my castle.

Dad P, Mom L and Miss Sue, animal services’ Cat Specialist, went to the feral ward to pick up Mr. Hissy. The ward looks kind of like the one in this photo, and they have cages on all four walls. The room is about fifteen feet by eighteen feet (4.57 meters by 5.4 meters).

But all three were asked to leave the feral ward when Mr. Hissy became adamant about not wanting to leave his cage. The animal services Peep#1 and Peep#2 were trying to pry him from behind his feral den box and he was having no part of it. They were gonna have to open that cage so that’s why they vacated the room. Just imagine Mr. Hissy jamming his whole body behind his den box with his cage set up like the one in the photo below. He should’a been “in” the den box like this orange kitty, but nooooo—Mr. Hissy was BEHIND his den box!

Then all heck broke loose in that room!!!

Thud! Rrrrrrrrooowwwl…mrooowwwlll!!

Mom L hears Peep#1 in the feral ward hollering to her co-worker Peep #2—”Oh no! get the big gloves!”


“Holy smokes”, says Mom L. “That sounds like Mr. Hissy hit the door at the TOP!!”

Peep #2 shouts “Watch out! He’s climbing the walls!!

Scuffle, scratch…whoosh!

“He’s under there! Use the net handle to push him out! says Peep #1 in an urgent but calm voice.

Meowwww…huff, puff…meowwwwwwwww—”Mouses these Peeps are slow!!” thinks Mr. Hissy.

Clang! Ping! Clangity clang!

“There go the food dishes!”  whispers Dad P.


Peep #2 warns “Look out the water is everywhere!”

Mr. Hissy is just getting started in his run for freedom—”Sheesh…Peeps are gonna have to get smarter if they wanna get me back in that stoopid den box. It’s a tight fit for me.”

Feral Den Box

Kathunk!! “Ouch!! I Missed him! And that cement floor is hard! ” Peep #1 exclaims.

Screeeeeeeeech….yeowwzah…grrrr—”Maybe my growl will throw them off” Mr. Hissy mutters to himself.

Zoom…kazonk—”heh…heh…using the wall to launch from gave me a lot of speed!!” Mr. Hissy smirks proudly to himself.

Peep #1 urgently asks Peep #2 “Toss me the towel!”

“The towel??! Are you crazy???!!!  Did you hear that growl!!”

“Just give me the towel now!”

Zip! “Mouses again!!” shrieks Mr. Hissy. “How did I end up in this corner??!! Noooooooooo!!!”

Peep#1 exuberantly states  “Got him!! He’s a burrito cat now.”

Peep #1 used the old “toss a towel over his head” trick!!

“Double mouses!! That thing works every time!! It’s dark in here…hmmmmm…not bad after all…nice and dark and finally quiet. Maybe I’ll just let them think they won the day” giggles Mr. Hissy.

“Ok, quick open the den box. Good grief he sure has a big butt!” mutters Peep #2.

“Hey Peep! Watch who you are calling “big butt”!  I am nicely padded, that’s all” says an indignant Mr. Hissy.

Peep #1 emerges from the feral ward room, and proudly shows Mr. Hissy firmly caught in his feral den box. “Ok, Mom L, here is your Mr. Hissy to release back where he was trapped.” (Peep#1 and #2 were both wiping sweaty brows and upper lips).

“Mr. Hissy ought to nap all the way to his home.”

Mom L thanked the Peep#1 and #2 and hoped their day would get better after the Mr. Hissy adventure.

Mom L over hears Peep#1, considered by fellow workers to be Queen of the Feral Cat Ward, say—”I live for this excitement!”

As you can imagine, Mr. Hissy was not happy once he got home. He had made himself comfy and was taking a much needed nap when Dad P tried to get him to leave his feral den box! Mr. Hissy lived up to his name and uttered several meaningful growls.

Let me know what ya think of Mr. Hissy’s Adventure in comments!! Purrsonally, I am giving Mr. Hissy 10 points but I have to give the Queen of the Feral Ward 12 points!!!


Friday Memes Just for You


My memes this week offer a little bit for everyone I think. First up is my look alike pal Hitch from my RWB, Miss Dorothy’s feline home.

I don’t know about any of you but I can totally relate to Hitch’s feelings sometimes when TKS is buggin’ the heck outta me!!

Next up is my own interpretation of how to avoid those things in life we don’t wanna deal with…na’mean??

Now come on peeps!! Don’t you all wish, just once, you could enjoy using our feline magical tissue paper to hide just a bit from your worldly troubles??? Let me hear a shout out from the peeps in comments!

Next up is one of my bestest feline gal pals in the UK. Hear, hear from Erin the Cat Princess !

*snicker* Come on my pals, guess what Princess Erin is hiding under one of her front paws!! You might just WIN SOMETHING!!

There you go, my Friday Memes, Just for You.



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