In the Nip of Time: A Publishing Caper
HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!!
Harrummppff…is seems I ought to be able to do more than just pace the floor in my steampunk workshop, don’t you think?
My pal Nissy has his rescue story published in the new book Rescued: The Stories of 12 Cats, Through Their Eyes and all the copies sold in April, 2015 will have a portion of the price donated to one of Nissy’s favorite cat rescues…Anjellicle Cat Rescue in New York City.
There just has to be a way I can help him make his April copies be so special and intriguing that no one, whether cats, dogs, or humans, can pass up buying a kabillion copies.
Maybe if I stop pacing and sit in front of my invention chemicals I will get a great big old brainstorm! Oh my cat! *slaps paw to forehead* how could I have forgotten? I’ll put on my Big Furry Bright Idea helmet! It never fails to get my lightning fast mind moving at blistering speed.
I knew if I could only stop and think I would have a brilliant idea!! Yes, get Rescued published during the month of April on paper made from CATNIP!!!
*clapping paws together*
Nissy is gonna totally luvluvluv this idea. First though, I had best make sure I can create paper made from catnip and then I need to devise a proper manufacturing machine to make the paper.
Alrighty then, let’s crank this baby up and see what it can do. Hope it can at least produce paper.
Now let me see…*clink, tink*…there. That should do it. I needed to adjust the production equipment to take thicker paper. I know the Necata Paparus will be thicker ‘cuz of the teeny chunks of catnip in it.
*whirr, bzzzzz, zap!*
Whoa, look at that paper come flyin’ out of that machine. Now I simply MUST get Silver a message. Let’s see, where did I put that toaster message sender??? Oh, here it is. I am gonna need Silver’s skills at computers and whatnot and he needs to broach the subject with Nissy.
I don’t have time to explain all this to Nissy because he just gets too excited anytime, anywhere the ‘nip’ is mentioned. I need to spend my time producing more sheets of this Necata Paparus.
Message From Silver: A-OK. I am on it!!
Hey! That was fast. Silver must have been sitting on his toaster keeping his butt warm or something.
*mumbles to herself* I sure do hope Silver can keep Nissy calm enough to explain the whole idea before Nissy starts his droolin’ just thinking about nip. What a Nip Head he is…sigh.
Ok my sweet little machine and Necata Paparus…let’s get ready to make history with Nerissa’s April run of Rescued!
Be sure to visit my pal SILVER, Dash Kitten, for Tuesday’s installment and the conclusion will air on our buddy Nerrisa’s blog Wednesday!!
My buddies Silver, Nerrisa and I are raffling off THREE copies of the smash hit book Rescued: The Stories of 12 Cats, Through Their Eyes to our visitors during this AdventurCat Series.
All you have to do to be entered in the drawing is leave a comment on THIS BLOG POST. You can earn MORE ENTRIES by simply visiting each of our blogs during this series and leaving a comment. We will count how many comments you left and enter your name accordingly. You may ONLY leave one comment on each episode *wink,wink*. No stacking the raffle guys…heh…heh.
Random.org will select THREE winners at the end of this series. Anyone can enter; no matter where you live. See ya at the end pals!
Please remember that throughout the month of April, a portion of all sales of the book Rescued: The Stories of 12 Cats, Through Their Eyes will go to the wonderful Anjellicle Cats Rescue of New York, helpin’ them to help save cats’ lives. You can purchase your very own copy at your local book store or on Amazon by clicking right HERE. You’ll wanna stock up for holiday gift-giving, for sure.
PURRS, SAVANNAH, NERRISA AND SILVER