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It’s What Day?

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!

When I heard it was already time for Wordless Wednesday I smacked my paw to my forehead so hard I started my ears to ringing. I’m not kidding guys, this is serious. Wednesday already?

Let me count for just a second here—one claw, two claws, three claws, four claws—switching to another paw—five claws!!  Aiiieeee!!!! In just FIVE CLAWS me and TKS will be moving!! AGAIN!!

Do you worry about Wordless Wednesday marking your time to move?

So how’s your Wordless Wednesday count shaping up this year? Paw the badge below to learn what others do to prepare for  Wordless Wednesday.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Humans Ask the Silliest Things

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

This cannot be just about my humans, meaning Mom L and Dad P. I bet’cha some of you have had your humans say stuff just as silly as Mom L. I was hanging out with my buddy Nanuk, watchin’ the bird and squirrel TV channels. Mom L interrupted us when I was switchin’ stations from “bird” to “squirrel” episodes—the squirrel channels are Nanuk’s favorites don’t ya know?

Anywho, Mom L asks me a question that caused me to whip my head around to double check that what I “heard” is what she “said”.

Tell me I didn’t really hear what you just asked!

Indeedy do, she did ask exactly what I thought she did. I had to look away before I did what she asked.

She can’t have asked me that, could she?

Finally I sucked it up and turned to Nanuk to ask him the question she had asked me. “Hey Nanuk, Mom L wants to know if you need to go outside for a potty break. Do you?”

Yes, you heard me right. She wants to know if you gotta go take a pee. Seriously.

You can only try to imagine Nanuk’s stunned look and then his whispered reply that only I could hear. I turned back to Mom L and said politely that Nanuk had declined her offer.

Ummm…he said no thanks. He can hold a few years more.

Do your humans ever ask you silly, nonsensical things like Mom L did? I’m still shaking my head over that one!!

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Morning Routine for The Kid Sage

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Most of you know that Mom L, Dad P and TKS and me all have a really nice morning routine. For those who don’t know about this let me give you a run down on how it goes—every single morning.

  1. Wake up call from me or TKS
  2. Dad P goes down to make our breakfast with TKS on his heels
  3. I usually remain in our bedroom with Mom L who prepares the bed for her to relax and prepares Dad P’s chair and light for him to relax and then she sets up the TV for the AM news they like.
  4. Dad P brings up coffee or tea for him and Mom L and also my breakfast. He knows I like to eat in our bedroom.
  5. TKS goes digging under the “treat pillow” to get her morning Greenies.
  6. I nibble then leave for about 20 minutes and then I come back and Dad P gets up from his chair to give me my remaining breakfast.
  7. After I finish I ask him to give me some pets and he obliges by following me around the bedroom as I meow to him sharing my morning thoughts.
  8. TKS climbs up on Mom L’s chest between her and her iPad as she attempts to visit blogs and demands attention.
  9. I leave the bedroom once my needs are met.
  10. TKS retires to the tall cat tree in a corner in the bedroom once she gets her treats and snuggles with Mom L.

Here is The Kid Sage aka TKS now retired to her cat tower for her morning nap.

What Mom L? You know I am done with you for now, right?

As Mom L points that pesky iPhone in TKS’ face, TKS meets it half way.

Get…That…iPhone…Outta…My…Face

There you have it. TKS’ morning routine. Let me know in comments how your Wednesday morning is shaping up.

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PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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