Close Encounters of the Absent Humans Kind
HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!
It is now Day 8 of our human guardians’ abandonment. Thankfully, it appears they themselves may appear soon.
About time! The human cat sitter person packed up and left today. Good indication that the humans are home bound.
Before the little kabillion year ‘get-away’ the humans took…I began to explore what closer proximity to The Kid Sage (TKS) might feel like.
TKS on MY master bed…hiding out…
While I was a bit miffed at her assumption she could just take over MY master bed like that…I did chose to remain in the same room…go figure…
She is on MY bed, I will simply tolerate her for now
We have also shared some space in the sun puddles in our living room…
I need to keep the sun off my delicate white paws
And then there was that little incident on the master bed before Mom L and Dad P abandoned us…
I had NO idea she was allowed so close to my royal self
Just to clinch the rumors that perhaps we are ‘getting closer’…she actually attempted to ATTACK ME!
Using my very special, personal Three Way Teleport Tunnel…TKS attempted to launch herself through a time warp continuum to get to ME!
There you have it…when YOUR humans abandon you, take off for their little get away…even if only for 90 kabillion seconds to use their private little litter box room…you must always know…even if you are an ONLY cat or woofie…they may be leaving you subject to…
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF ABSENT HUMANS SYNDROME!
Thankfully, my Mom L has chosen to reintroduce herself to my presence. I, of course, will remain aloof given that ‘she’ has been absent for EIGHT thousand kabillion decades. I will make her suffer, keep her attending to my every whim…
ahhhh…thanks Mom L…missed you so much…and I know you missed me too
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