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Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

Who’s been naughty or nice?


Well I KNOW I have been nothin’ but nice. How’s about all of you? But, lemme tell you about my newest castle furramily member, Eowyn. Remember I named her my Mistress of the Princess Guard? Well, now she is officially, until further notice my Princess’ Court Jester!!

Now what kitteh in its right mind goes messin’ around in Mom L’s bedroom trash can!! Well of course, my Court Jester!! And that’s the least of her capers. This is how she helped me and Mom L get my Secret Santa Paws gifts ready to mail to my our cat furramily who we are Secret Santa Paws for. (hover over photo to see captions)

Of course I was on duty helping Mom L get all the prezzies in nice wrapping packages. And yes, I did have to snuffle some of them to make sure they were of proper quality. But I am an official “Snoopervisor” after all!

So on with  the evidence to determine who has been naughty or nice—

Then last Friday night, my Court Jester did an amazing thing! None of us, not even Foodie Sage has ever done this—well—except for that chik-hen leg TKS paw forked off Mom L’s plate a couple years ago. But, well, never mind that; it’s history. I am building a case scenario to determine “who’s been naughty or nice” in my castle. Moving on…to that Friday night caper.

That is Eowyn, just before she leaps to Mom L’s side of the couch (we were watching a movies so’s Mom L had a lap tray) and with one nanosecond, she grabbed a French fry from Mom L’s plate and drug her pray to the area rug and devoured it!!! Holy cat!! I’m certain Mom L and Dad P were disgusted and appalled. Ummm—not  sure why they were smothering and choking what sounded like giggles???

And then she poses with my bestest plush furriend, Nanuk, as thought she is the Princess of my castle. Hah!

My Court Jester tries to show her “NICE” side; but that is few and far between.

Above, you can see her watching TV, right in front of Mom L’s sight line. And yes, that is a teeny tiny little glass of vino Mom L likes, with that water chaser. Just sayin’. And the one with the toys, on my  our stair landing  shows how Eowyn drags toys up from our toy basket downstairs and forces Mom L to tidy up after her. Then she does this “sweet” kitteh thing and falls fast asleep on Sage’s special hand knitted blankie. Looking all “nice”. Sheesh!

My last piece of evidence is about how unbelievable my Court Jester is about her obsession with food!! And I thought TKS was my food-aholic!! This happens two times a day when Dad P gives us our brekkies and dinner. She has even grabbed her dish and dumped it on the floor! *shudders*

So I say “NAUGHTY”! What say all of you about Eowyn’s behaviors??


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12 thoughts on “Who’s been naughty or nice?

  1. Wow. She even steals French fries. Good thing she’s so cute! Maybe Santa will forgive her

  2. meowmeowmans on said:

    Well, we think Santa works on a sliding scale. So Eowyn *might* be okay, Savvy!

  3. She sounds awfully hungry! If she gets on the naughty list we’re probably all going to join her. Food always tastes better when it comes from someone else’s plate!

  4. If stealing French fries is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!

  5. Yes indeed, Eowyn will have fries with that!

  6. Sounds like Eowyn is providing all of you a lot of entertainment. I bet Santa Paws will forgive her for her transgressions. ~Ernie

  7. Mary McNeil on said:

    One French fry seems mild compared to a whole chickren leg…but we understand Savvy – when you get a bit more mature all these kid shenanigans can get kind of tiresome. Keep your patience and remeber you don’t have to worry – you are definitely on the nice list !

  8. The Swiss Cats on said:

    We’re sure stealing one or two french fries won’t put her on the naughty list : Angel Loupi didn’t even land on it after stealing a big slice of roastbeef ! Purrs

  9. I’m pretty sure stealing french fries will not land someone on the naughty list. At least I hope not. 🙂

  10. Wow, and I thought I was food obsessed! I got nothin’ on Eowyn!

  11. we love the name and that is a super house guest… and even your Nanuk agrees ;O)

  12. Dalton,Benji aka Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs on said:

    Haha!! Thanks for the giggles!! Still not sure about the naughty tough…LOL!

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