This Stair Troll Expects A Toll
HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!
And here you all thought I used my Stair Troll Job to just hang out on the stairs in warm sun puddles. Ha!!
If you recall, Stair Trolls have the right to demand payment if some cat wants to pass the Stair Troll while she is on duty.
I expect 12 pieces of your kibble to pass me on this stair
TKS is such a whiner! Next thing I know she is tattling on me to Dad P.
Dad P??! Make Savvy move so I can get upstairs
Seriously. TKS thinks she holds all the cards when it comes to getting Dad P to do what she wants. Well, I have some hold cards she can’t even come close to playing. Always gets me what I want…heh…heh…
Dad P, should I call Mom L to explain how this works?
Un huh…thought you might remember just ‘how’ this family works. (NOTE: Mom L is my best hold card)
Now TKS…back to your kibble toll…make that 15 pieces
Dad P never makes me play that card.
Savannah's Paw Tracks 
Savvy, we know you hold ALL the cards, and it is best that you continue to remind TKS so that she does not overstep her bounds. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Oh Savvy you are such a stinker!!! MOL MOL MOL!
Faraday: heh – YEAH. Reminds me, I have Troll Duty on the Catwalk this evening. Allie is SO handing over her mousie!
Bawahwhahhwa I do that with Gaylord, he’z such a winer too xxoxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Savvy, the Mob have nothing on you!! MOL
Phantom thinks you have a great plan there and needs to implement a similar strategy when Lightning wants to get by him to reach the food bowls:)
Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
What a great racket! Oh, I’ve gotta get in on this, for sure.
Purrs,
Nissy
Savvy, can I get in on the ground level? The bottom stair? purrs
We see who is in charge there, Savvy… and it ain’t TKS!
Mom L takes some nice pics of you too. Did she pay? Did she pass GO? HAH!
You drive a hard bargain, Savvy. 🙂
No messing with you Savvy.
Hehehe- good kitty!!
My Dad said he would take some Toll House Cookies!
Say Savannah mee luvss toplay cardss..mee has a ‘full house’…
Will that help you?;)
Luv Siddhartha ❤
You are boss right?
Lily & Edward
Hey Savvy! Yous RULES!!!! (with an iron paw)
Kisses
Nellie
Like Gandalf said, you shall not pass.
Did she pay?
Well, I am not sure Savvy or Mom L would like Sage to pay – the only way to transport the Kibble would be in Sage’s stomach .. *blerch*
I think it’s only fair that if you’re going to guard the stairs, anyone who wants past (human or beast) should pay a toll!
Hugs, Sammy
Geez, Mistletoe calls for the HuMom whenever I try to play with her. After all, if Miss Missy wants to come out of the bathroom, why shouldn’t she have to wrestle me? But, Nooo, HuMom says “Hitch, you let her come and go from her litter box as she wants. We don’t demand payment for litterbox time in this house.” So then I have to go use “her” litterbox. That’ll teach the little princess! Ha! ….ummm, it was good talking to you Savvy! I REALLY gotta go now. Ciao!
Hi Savannah! Weird, but I could swear I just saw Hitch using the iPad. Can you believe he try’s to “troll” me when I’m leaving the litterbox? Dumb boycat. What lady wants to wrestle a silly boycat when she’s on her way to do a serious grooming? Plus, he heard someone say “ciao” and now he’s conviced saying will get him a few pieces of my kibble. What’s so special about my kibble? Nothing. It exactly the same as what he and the twins get, but being in my special bowl makes him think it’s better. My special bowl? It’s just a bowl the HuMom picked up when I first came here. The reason it’s special is because it’s the first thing the HuMom bought just for ME. But, if the doofus want to think the chow in it is better than any other, well, I’m certainly not going to dash his dreams! Ha! Ciao!
12 pieces? not bad… even our highway people would like that tariff. and don’t forget to raise the tariff in summer :o)
Last one past is a rotten egg. ‘Nuff said.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Savvy, you are worse than those Orange County toll roads!
Savvy, I have a Joker… 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Monday 🙂 ❤
I think da price needs to be upped.