Where To Take A Dedded Toy?
HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!
I like to make sure my schmousie toys are dedded…but I most certainly do NOT drag them around trying to decide where to nom on them…sheeeessshhh!
When I had that schmousie dedded, I walked away like any other cat. But not so The Kid Sage. She has one favorite toy, a wand toy with an itty bitty schmousie on it which she insists on carting off as though it is her ‘kill’ to take back and nom on.
TKS seems to ignore the fact that usually is tripping over the wire that attaches to the wand. And just listen to her talking away to that poor little schmousie she is covering in her slobber…
TKS: “Where shall I take you? Maybe by the human foot wipe where I always take any food from my food dish I can’t quite get my mouth around.”
TKS: ” Nope, this doesn’t seem just right. Perhaps over to my feeding station as an MRE.”
TKS: “Still not just the place for us to be alone together. Maybe I can save you for later?”
TKS: ” MICES!! Oh, sorry little schmousie, no pun, no, no…truly. I would never make fun of you. Let’s go back to the beginning.”
TKS: “And then I gently cradle you in my mouth to carry you away to spend ‘quality’ time with me…sorry I had to have that little taste test before our journey to my kitchen…”
TKS: “This is getting to be a tough decision little schmousie…what to do with you…now that I have you all to myself…”
TKS: “What Mom L?? No, no…I most certainly DID NOT harm my schmousie. What? Well, yeah…its a teeny bit damp”
TKS: “No one understands our relationship little schmousie. It is so special. How can we have quality time together when everyone follows us around?”
TKS: “Let’s just sit here, together, and ponder our future.”
There you have it. TKS has a weird relationship with that little schmousie. Thankfully, I have never had nor ever will have such a weird relationship with some schmousie…right?
Paw Pats, Savannah