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Danger! Danger! Shopping bag warning from TKS!!


Aiieeee!!! Danger!! Danger!!! Who knew??  Certainly not Mom L or Dad P!!

We all know in my castle that all paper bags MUST have the paper handles cut so that NO KITTY can get hung up in those handles. I know you all know this, but just stick with me for the learning we all got just yesterday from none other than, you got it!!—the infamous TKS the extraordinaire “let it all hang out” cat!

Wow!! This is pretty cool!

So Dad P left about four grocery shopping, reusable bags, at the foot of our stairs. All folded neatly, no handles showing. And then Mom L came out of the kitchen about thirty minutes later to TKS IN A BAG!!

Whoa! I got this thing to stand up! Cool!!!

Yes, you got it. That bag was lying flat, no handles exposed. But the ever exploring TKS found a way to not only get that bag out of a pile of bags, but she also was able to paw it into standing upright!! Seriously!!

Amazing this thing is standing right up! Sweet!!

Mom L was busy in the kitchen and Dad P was in the garage. Then Mom L came around from the kitchen into the entry way and there was TKS!! IN THE BAG!!! (no pun intended)

Ok! You caught me!!

Mom L was horrified at the thought of what might have happened had TKS been frightened by her or Dad P or any kitty in my castle scaring TKS so that she might jump from that bag THROUGH a handle!!!

Ok!! Stop making this more than what it is—I just like this bag!!

And there you have it. TKS has perspective on what she was trying to do, which was have a bit of fun. However, Mom L and Dad P won’t ever leave another shopping bag with handles anywhere near where this kitty can get a paw on it.

And before anyone says this is comments—yes! My pawrents ALWAYS cut the bag handles. This grocery shopping bag was lying flat in a pile of four. But TKS managed to get it out, upright and take up residence.

Hope you are all having a marvelous Monday!! Got any shopping bag stories to share?? Leave a comment and a photo is even better!!


Sneaking up on morning treats


The Kid Sage has been at it again. She sneaks up on the baggies Mom L keeps our morning treats in every chance she gets. One morning Mom L fell back asleep, leaving those treat baggies out. When Dad P came in to get her up he found the plastic baggie with TKS’ treats on the floor on his side of the bed, torn open, and a tell tale trail of treats leading back to Mom L’s side of the bed!!

Well this time Mom L wasn’t asleep!

Dum-tee-dum-dum…just came over to your nightstand to see the boats Mom L

Oh yeah! Nice try TKS.

Why look what we have here!!

As if you didn’t know those treat baggies were gonna be there! HAH!!! And you got BUSSSSSSTED!!!

WHAT??? ME?? Trying to SNEAK!! Look at my innocent face.

Innocent face my tail!!

Darn! I thought she was really watching the news. Bummer!

I tell you, TKS is a true trickster when it comes to treats and chik-hen.

Have you ever made a sneak attack on your treats?


Are you a dare devil?


Well if you aren’t a dare devil, then The Kid Sage has you covered with her escapades. I’ll let her tell you this tail tale in her own words ‘cuz thank Ceiling Cat I wasn’t there to experience Mom L’s shrieks!! MOL!!!

“Ahem…coff, coff…Hi guys! TKS here. Thanks for joining our bloggy Savannah’s bloggy today. She asked me to show off illustrate my craziness that caused Mom L to babble for several minutes with incoherent sounds.

So it started like any other night. I was lounging in Alfie’s bed on the bench that sits on our staircase landing. This is the bed Alfie’s Mom Stella made for him right before he started his journey to The Bridge. We are honored that his Mom Miss Stella let our Mom L have it.

Moving on…I decided that I had never explored the staircase railing and today seemed like a good time.

Hmmm…I think this is gonna be fun!

Like any other tight rope walker, I considered my surroundings, the degree of danger aka “risk to life and limb”, and decided to go forward. That brought out Mom L’s first gasp.

Whoa! This is pretty cool! All four paws fit on this little walkway

Now Mom L is calling for Dad P and also grabbing for her phone camera. I figured that meant I was good to go with my new exploration.

I wonder if I can just slip down this to the bottom??

Yeah, well my exploration didn’t bring out the best in Mom L, what can I say.

Okay, Okay…I’m down and safe. Let me rest my tail navigator

So I gave up and hopped down onto the landing. I had to give my tail a little rest after it’s help in keeping me balanced on that narrow rail.

Let us know in comments what makes your humans emit alien screeches when you try out a new activity.”


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