Savannah's Paw Tracks

Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

Is Your Life Complicated?


I don’t know about you but my life just gets more and more complicated. I get myself all set up and settled in  and then stuff happens. Na’ mean??

What'cha mean? I didn't see any hunk of cheese

What’cha mean? I didn’t see any hunk of cheese

I just know whenever the humans ask me what happened to some hunk of their chow, I am gonna get grilled!

What?  No, no!! I don’t mean “grilled” like some piece of meat or fish or broccoli. I mean held to questioning about where I was and when—and what was I doing—and who can testify what I say is true. Seriously, my humans watch way too much crime scene, mystery TV!!!

Nope! I seriously don't wanna talk right now—huh? Yeah, I said NO!

Nope! I seriously don’t wanna talk right now—huh? Yeah, I said NO!

What more can I say. The Kid Sage aka TKS is a food thief. And she splits from the scene and leaves me hangin’ out to take her fall. That TKS is one sneaky feline.

Yeah, yeah—I know where you missing chow is—but not talkin' unless I get kibble

Yeah, yeah—I know where your missing chow is—but I’m not talkin’ unless I get kibble

Sad to say, but I CAN be bribed.


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26 thoughts on “Is Your Life Complicated?

  1. TKS sneaks your peeps’ food? I wonder what she’d think of my peeps’ food. They’re veggies, you know. Yeah, that means they eat icky, yucky, disgusting veggies and none of the good stuff, for sure. Although I am partial to a little cheese… MOUSES!


  2. You get blamed and you didn’t even get to eat the cheese? Or did you…?

  3. pilch92 on said:

    Sorry TKS steals all the good stuff.

  4. Sounds like you need a mouthpiece, BFGF. Luckily I know the cat for you. I mean, I’ve dabbled in law myself. Don’t be a rat. I don’t want to find you in a dumpster or something.

  5. If there was cheese and you missed out, I am sorry, S. Next time TKS is browsing around the kitchen, keep an eye open!

    Love and licks,

  6. At least she could split her bounty with you Savvy!

  7. Why would your peeps grill you, Savvy? There is another more likely culprit in the house. We think you’re being wrongfully profiled.

  8. S & S…if itz sittin bye itz a lone self ona plate, table ore counter…..we call… DIBZ !! ♥♥♥

  9. The OP Pack on said:

    Savannah, this might be a good time to be that little squealer – maybe some really tasty treats are set up for rewards:)

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  10. Oh Savvy mommy says you remind her so much of me. We must have been from the same kitty tree.

    Emma and Buster

  11. When Star was still with us, no cheese in the world was safe, she was persistent, insistent and relentless! It worked for her, she got everything she wanted, except ‘rid of the barbarian’ lol!
    Sage should stop sneaking and stealing and learn to properly pester until she’s given what she wants! 😀

  12. yes… me too… butt that’s not bad… we have to please our 7 stomachs, right?

  13. hannahandlucy on said:

    Oh no we never steal out of each other’s dishes – wouldn’t dream of it – in fact it’s never crossed our minds!

  14. Love your expression. Go ahead, take a sample. Purrs

  15. Marty the Manx on said:

    We figured they would know by now who the food thief was 🙂 It certainly wasn’t sweet wonderful you Savvy!
    Marty and the Gang

  16. All of us but Pierre are food thieves of most any human food…especially Ashton. We don’t consider them bribes, they are just our due.

  17. I think TKS and Dinnermintz have a lot in common…i call it the food library..where wiley kitties can browse and borrow…do you KNOW how big Dinnermintz overdue fine is Savvy…just sayin ..loves Miss Bev xx

  18. We saw nothing Savvy, and are always up for bribes 😀

  19. Yep – we’re all pretty much subject to a good bribe now and again Savvy….!

    Hugs, Sammy

  20. Looks like you need a good lawyer, Savvy!
    Our Human used to be a criminal purrsecutor, so We know all about criminal law and would be happy to represent you, Pro Bono.

  21. What a gorgeous, gorgeous cat.

  22. Oh my! That TKS is hanging you out to dry, for sure. I have the same situation here at the Palace, which is strange as I’m the only Princess in the village! PS Don’t give in for anything other than treats and double thick cream! purrs from your oft’ soggy pal ERin

  23. The humans don’t dare leave their food unattended, ever! ‘Cause we are ALL thieves.

  24. We are open to tasty bribes of most kinds!!!!!!!


  25. Food always works as a bribe wif me too.

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