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08 Jun 2018
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Friday Memes and Happy Tails Ending

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I know from your comments that you have all enjoyed having me include some of my Paw It Forward project Delta View Cats as subjects for memes. So let me get right to it with my first guest from Project Delta View Cats! Miss Starlight was pulled from the colony by Mom L about 3 weeks ago, I featured her in a blog post.

I guess that post worked ‘cuz Starlight got her wish from that star she was wishing on!!

APAWS   APAWS for Starlight!

Now let me introduce you to the young lady cat who was my house cat guest for a week. Mom L pulled her from the colony ‘cuz she was injured and needed a check up besides Mom L knew she was friendly. Miss Whitey’s injury is mending and she got all her vaccinations and flea treatment at Community Concern 4 Cats clinic for free roaming community cats. I allowed invited her to stay for several days to get her used to being around human household sounds. We had some leaky eyes when Mom L and Dad P took her to animal services to set her on her path to find her family.

As you can see from her photo, she always had to have a chat with Mom L when it was time for her to go back into her “room” aka a forty-two inch cage. Mom L kept her in her office and Whitey got to be out and about when Mom L was with her. She got to taking offense at having to return to her “room”!! MOL!!

Of course you need my very own special meme featuring ME!! Right?

Bet’cha lots of you know that look and use it wisely!! Have a pawsome week’o’end!

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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04 Jun 2018
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When You Love Your Fur Groomin’ Tool Too Much

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Sometimes I gotta wonder about The Kid Sage. She just gets her tail all tangled in a knot when she gets to worrying about stuff. You know what I mean? Stuff that no cat outta be gettin’ all in a dither about. Not that I even know what a dither is, but it fit just fine in this sentence so I pawed it into my blog post.

Where was I headed with this post? Oh, right. The Kid Sage and her stuff worryin’. Now I like myself a good brush just like any cat. And I do have a favorite fur grooming tool or two. But TKS, well she just can’t get past her lovey dovey affair with her slicker brush. I have one just like it but you won’t be seein’ me get all to fretting about my relationship with mine.

But TKS, well she just gets to thinkin’ too much and, well, keep reading and see for yourself. Let me know in comments what you think about her obsession with her fur groomin’ tool.

I dream of you holding me in your soft little bristles

Now come on guys—what cat dreams of their brush holdin’ them in its bristles??

You give my chin furs the best scritches

Yeah, yeah…anyone can get a good chin scritch from a human, or maybe even from just rubbin’ your chin along a wall—na’mean?

Sigh… I can’t imagine my life without you

If TKS keeps this up, I am gonna have to make her brushie take a “vacay”—her reaction outta be worth the lecture I’ll get from Mom L and Dad P for doing something like that.

You wouldn’t ever leave me, right sweet brushie?

She worries if that thing will ever leave her—she must be outta her noggin!! Mom L and Dad P aren’t ever gonna let that slicker brush disappear, especially while TKS is blowin’ her coat like a husky during the Summer!!

Oh!! What if you were stolen!! What if you had no choice and were forced to leave me?!!

As if that inanimate object has a choice about whether or not to hang around her…seriously! But then…maybe a little “accidental” disappearing act might be kind’a fun to stage. Let me think about that…heh…heh.

That’s it! We need a plan to make sure no one can take you away from me!

Sure TKS, make a plan. See how far that gets you when Dad P starts puttin’ stuff away when they get ready to clean downstairs!

Hmmmm….I’m worried about you brushie. You won’t run away will you?

Is TKS kidding?? That brushie doesn’t even have the beginnings of paws to use to run. What is TKS thinkin’?? Oh right, she doesn’t really think much beyond what she wants in a single moment. Silly kid!

Oh no!! I can’t believe that Savvy would ever hide you from me…would she?

And there you have it. TKS has her tail twisted in a knot worryin’ about her stuff like her brushie. Seriously, would I, Savannah the Cat, ever take TKS’ brushie away just to see what she would do???

Ahem…koff, koff…ummmm…don’t bother answerin’ that, ok? Just let me know in comments if you have any obsession over your fur groomin’ tools.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

 

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01 Jun 2018
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Friday Memes

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

My Friday memes are here for your delight and gettin’ on your Friday smile. I decided I needed to do somethin’ with me and TKS in the same blog post so you are gonna be delighted by both of us today!

I betcha there are lots of kitties out there who totally relate to TKS when it comes to whose grooming tool they are using on whose furs!

And of course many of my readers, at least in the USA will recall all those Snicker candy bar commercials. Well, I have my very own catastic version. What do you think?

And of course I have a guest photo from my RWB (reader without blog) long time pal Miss Dorothy and my kitty gal pal Mistletoe. Not sure which of Mistletoe’s marmie brothers this is…but he is the next neighbor hood watch phenom!!

If I didn’t provide you with even just one little itty bitty smile today, then let me know in comments and I will try to paw up my game!

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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