HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!
This cannot be just about my humans, meaning Mom L and Dad P. I bet’cha some of you have had your humans say stuff just as silly as Mom L. I was hanging out with my buddy Nanuk, watchin’ the bird and squirrel TV channels. Mom L interrupted us when I was switchin’ stations from “bird” to “squirrel” episodes—the squirrel channels are Nanuk’s favorites don’t ya know?
Anywho, Mom L asks me a question that caused me to whip my head around to double check that what I “heard” is what she “said”.
Tell me I didn’t really hear what you just asked!
Indeedy do, she did ask exactly what I thought she did. I had to look away before I did what she asked.
She can’t have asked me that, could she?
Finally I sucked it up and turned to Nanuk to ask him the question she had asked me. “Hey Nanuk, Mom L wants to know if you need to go outside for a potty break. Do you?”
Yes, you heard me right. She wants to know if you gotta go take a pee. Seriously.
You can only try to imagine Nanuk’s stunned look and then his whispered reply that only I could hear. I turned back to Mom L and said politely that Nanuk had declined her offer.
Ummm…he said no thanks. He can hold a few years more.
Do your humans ever ask you silly, nonsensical things like Mom L did? I’m still shaking my head over that one!!
PAW PATS, SAVANNAH