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Mysterious Car Keys and TKS


The Kid Sage aka TKS is forever gonna be stoopified at how things work in life. We older kitties have come to learn that our humans simply cannot ask simple questions. For example—Mom L could have asked TKS this question: “why is your tail looking like it is two inches off the ground?”

TKS could have quickly been alerted to the fact that her tail was being held in an abnormal height and she would have known to check out ‘why’ it was doing that.

But no, no—Mom L asked “where are my car keys?” As if TKS would have a clue!!

No! I certainly have not seen you stoopid car keys!

No! I certainly have not seen your stoopid car keys!

I can’t blame TKS at all for feeling affronted by such a question. What the heck would she know about car keys and why would she care—right?!!

Hey guys? All our readers out there—do you think I know where those stoopid car keys are?

Hey guys? All Savvy’s readers out there—do you think I know where those stoopid car keys are?

See!! TKS reached out to all of my readers to double check and make sure she wasn’t missing a thing. Now I hope you will all chime in with comments to reassure her that Mom L’s questions was stoopid.

Sorry Mom L. No one knows where your stoopid car keys dashed off to

Sorry Mom L. No one knows where your stoopid car keys dashed off to

And there you have it. No kitty could answer Mom L’s questions honestly as Mom L was not specific enough. We all know that we kitties need specifics! Right? So let me know in comments if you have ever had to answer stoopid questions from your humans.


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23 thoughts on “Mysterious Car Keys and TKS

  1. TW is the queen of stupid questions. Everything is the cat’s fault.
    I see a new pic of Mama Kat. I hope this is the one that will get her adopted.

  2. Our Dad got a little HOT one day when a cat I won’t mention, RUMPY, sat on his keys for like an HOUR!

  3. Cats don’t drive! Why would TKS care ’bout some car keys? MOUSES!

  4. I haven’t the foggiest idea why your mom would ask you where her keys are, Sage. Silly humans. This human here is constantly asking the kitties things like “Where is my chapstick?” and “Where did my pencil go?” See how silly? Why doesn’t the human just look under the couch and find them herself?

  5. edithchase on said:

    Obviously you couldn’t have seen the car keys because they were behind your back. Humans, can’t live with them can’t open cans without them. 😄

  6. Hey, we live in the South, there are lots of stupid questions here!

  7. 15andmeowing on said:

    Those are great photos. What keys? MOL!

  8. Who cares about car keys, Sage? We wanna know why you’re holding your tail like that. 😉

  9. Winner stupid question … “You’re awfully handsome, aren’t you, Bear?” Ummm … OBVIOUSLY! ~Bear Cat

  10. Two French Bulldogs on said:

    You got to humor the humans
    Lily & Edward

  11. Now how could you see thee car keyss Sage when they iss behind you??? LadyEl iss purrty funny isn’t shee??? Mew mew mew…..
    ~~head rubsss~~Dhartha Henry~~

  12. sage….bee tween uz; next time…. hide de keyz in de sofa cushion… bout thoz drivin lessonz we promized ~~~~~~~~
    🙂 ♥♥♥

  13. Hehehe I love this. My peep once asked another cat, a tux but not as stunningly TUX as I, a cat that had two WHOLE ears, “Is that you, Erin?” Clearly this is a real dum question and one the other cat refused rightly to reply to, and just scampered off laughing. Mouses!
    Purrs, Erin

  14. Did she think you had gone for a jaunt when she was napping? BOL

    Such gorgeous photos of you today, Sage.

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

  15. hahahaha definitely a stoopid question little TKS. You’ll have to forgive us humans for being so clueless sometimes!

  16. Car keys… that’s an interesting one. At our end, #1 generally asks Tommy and he always looks very helpful.

    The Chans

  17. They’re probably like the TV remote Pierre was sitting on last night… no one, including Pierre, knew where it was, and it’s not a cat’s responsibility to find!

  18. Car keys? I don’t see any car keys… Silly question. Once Mom asked me, “Where’s my medicine?” Silly question. In my mind, I asked her, “Did you put it on the table and then not push in your chair?” So, yeah. That was right before the ASPCA Poison Control told her to induce vomiting. That’s how she found her stupid medicine. Ugh.

    Love and licks,

  19. OH Savvy, this post made me laugh out loud!! Sage is such a sweetheart and I am SURE she didn’t see the keys 😉


  20. MOL! Of course Sage doesn’t know where those car keys are… and I’m not gonna tell her. 😉

  21. What a ridiculomous question!

  22. the car keys? no idea where they are… we don’t car-e for car keys, right?

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