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What’s a “low card” diet???


So listen up my pals! I heard Mom L tell Dad P that she was gonna put Sage, aka TKS, on a similar kind’a diet that Mom L is trying out. Something about “Low Card/b”?? Help me out pals, does this mean that my very own Mom L is now trying to eat LESS cardboard?? OMC!! I never even knew she ate that stuff!!

I know she has been trying to hold back on some of her favorite foods like bread and pasta—BUT LOW CARDBOARD!! (Card-o-hydrate)

And now, she is gonna make Sage cut back on her consumption of cardboard too!!! WHO KNEW!! Sage has been putting on weight by eating cardboard from all those Chewy boxes she likes so much! *slaps paw to forehead*!! And she has put on almost a whole HALF POUND since a month or so ago! It has to be all that soggy cardboard sittin’ around in her tummy, right???

Hover over those photos to see the dates they were snapped. What do you think? Does our TKS need to go on that “Low Card” diet???

Here are a couple more comparison photos.

Sage has gained about a half pound in just the last month!!! She went from 12 LBS 6 oz to 13 LBS 2 oz! And she sure does have a large tummy on her.

She cuts a wide image to say the least!

But even if Sage has gained a bunch of weight quickly—somepawdy help me understand how this “Low Card” diet is gonna make a difference?? And what’s up with Mom L tryin’ to to the same thing??? I have never ever seen Mom L eat one single piece of cardboard. SWEAR!! NEVER!!

As always, I really am lookin’ forward to your words of wisdom to help me understand what the heck poor Sage is gonna have to go through with all this “Low Card” diet junk!


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15 thoughts on “What’s a “low card” diet???

  1. meowmeowmans on said:

    Oh no! Low cards don’t sound too fun for Sage. We hope that diet works quick!

  2. We think it’s one of those fad diets humans go on like eating nothing but grapefruit. Let us know how it goes Yin needs to lose a few pounds, but we have never seen her eat cardboard.

  3. The Swiss Cats on said:

    Oh no, that sounds like “no treats” ! Purrs

  4. Humans are strange with the diets, that’s all I know!

  5. Oh no, I hope that doesn’t become a trend!

  6. 15andmeowing on said:

    I need to try a love card diet. 🙂

  7. catladymac on said:

    Lots of kitties chew on their Chewy boxes to shape them to their exacting specifications ! And the different angles of the pictures can make TKS look thinner or wider…though the last one is pretty plain…Luckily, wearing black is always slimming !

  8. Oh man! I hope this doesn’t mean no boxes in the house! ~Ernie

  9. You are adorable!

  10. I thought the low card only mattered when you play the card game of War. Even then, the low card is not good. Mom gets the heebie-jeebies if she doesn’t eat bread and pasta. She starts to think Satan has something to do with it.

    Love and licks,

  11. Card, hmm. We have had a few eaters of card around here but they never plumped up in such a short time. Wait! Rumpy does chew the card and he has a Belly on him. Maybe Mom L is onto something so keep an eye on them both and lets see what develops.

  12. Haha I really liked this analysis of card diet. Snd I agree no more kitty donuts. See you Thursday at Gemma!!


  13. Carole Schulman on said:

    I was going to say the same as Easy up there. A deuce or three.

  14. Minko was a big card eater, but lost weight on that regime…hmmm….we don’t see petcretary or pawppy eat card either! What’s with our peeps anyways??!

  15. it maybe means you have to eat a low card… a seven or a nine… but not da ace ;O)

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