Savannah's Paw Tracks

Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

Belated Celebration…Sort of…

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Truth be known…Mom L, increasingly senile, FORGOT my THIRD BLOGIVERSARY PAWTY which would have been April 1rst.

Shocking, I know. But frankly, given how she is attempting to placate me…I am hoping few, if anyone, visits me today. I mean seriously…

What Mom L? Didn't quite catch what ya said...

What Mom L? Didn’t quite catch what ya said…

And then her message became all too clear…

NOOOOO!!! What will my pals think of me????

NOOOOO!!! What will my pals think of me????

I was dumbfounded, gobsmacked…

No...no...I can't talk right now

No…no…I can’t talk right now

So her lame idea was to have a “Belated Celebration”…this means leftovers from the last two pawties…so come on over if you like leftovers…just saying again…hope not many of you see this today…*hides face in paws*

Lots of Outside Stuff...Safe!

Lots of Outside Stuff…Safe!

some refreshments…

noms

I had to cut some pretty costly deal with The Kid Sage to get her to go along with Mom L’s poorly planned Belated Celebration.

Really??!!

Really??!!

And Mom L’s grand finale…our celebration attire…

Only for you Savvy...but it will cost you...

Only for you Savvy…but it will cost you…

This was not my idea of a proper Third Blogiversary Celebration

This was not my idea of a proper Third Blogiversary Celebration

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Ladycat Looking Her Best

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I asked Mom L to help me pick out some of her recent photos of me that we both think shows off my REAL SELF! Hope you enjoy them.

Focus

Focus

Contemplation

Contemplation

Clarity

Clarity

Curiosity

Curiosity

My Real Self...confident

My Real Self…confident

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

5 Tips to Maintain Hierarchy During Hunting Practice

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I bet some of you have already pulled out your iPads or Smart phones to start taking notes, right?

As you all know, we cats must have daily hunting skill practice to maintain our feline predator nature. For us indoor only cats, it is important to engage our human guardians in this practice session as we must have moving targets.

My preferred practice target is the every illusive peacock feather wand. It can be moved at any speed thus insuring that I engage all my feline stealth skills during practice.

Tip Number One: Immediately establish eye contact with the target at start of practice session.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Tip Number Two: Do not allow the target to pull a sneak attack by losing said eye contact.

aiiee!!! Where did that come from?!!!

aiiee!!! Where did that come from?!!!

Tip Number Three: Never hesitate to use all four sets of claws to insure you can destroy the target.

Come on feather, see what I have waiting for you!

Come on feather, see what I have waiting for you!

Tip Number Four: By no means ever, never, ever allow the target to launch a sneak attack when you are engaged in our feline incessant need to continually give our fur a quick lick or two during hunting practice.

MICES!!! It's trying to kill me !!!

MICES!!! It’s trying to kill me !!!

Tip Number Five: Always take time at the end of hunting practice session to let the target know you were in charge all along.

Feather, I knew where you were at all times. You are officially dedded.

Feather, I knew where you were at all times. You are officially dedded.

Good fortune to all as you work to maintain hierarchy during your hunting practices.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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