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Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

Humans Ask the Silliest Things


This cannot be just about my humans, meaning Mom L and Dad P. I bet’cha some of you have had your humans say stuff just as silly as Mom L. I was hanging out with my buddy Nanuk, watchin’ the bird and squirrel TV channels. Mom L interrupted us when I was switchin’ stations from “bird” to “squirrel” episodes—the squirrel channels are Nanuk’s favorites don’t ya know?

Anywho, Mom L asks me a question that caused me to whip my head around to double check that what I “heard” is what she “said”.

Tell me I didn’t really hear what you just asked!

Indeedy do, she did ask exactly what I thought she did. I had to look away before I did what she asked.

She can’t have asked me that, could she?

Finally I sucked it up and turned to Nanuk to ask him the question she had asked me. “Hey Nanuk, Mom L wants to know if you need to go outside for a potty break. Do you?”

Yes, you heard me right. She wants to know if you gotta go take a pee. Seriously.

You can only try to imagine Nanuk’s stunned look and then his whispered reply that only I could hear. I turned back to Mom L and said politely that Nanuk had declined her offer.

Ummm…he said no thanks. He can hold a few years more.

Do your humans ever ask you silly, nonsensical things like Mom L did? I’m still shaking my head over that one!!


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18 thoughts on “Humans Ask the Silliest Things

  1. Sounds like Mom L has a sense of humor.

  2. Your mum asked WHAT? MOUSES!

    You think she might be goin’ nuts or somethin’? Just askin’. Inquirin’ minds wanna know.


  3. Hee hee! We think Mom L is messing with you, Savvy!

  4. LOL Better watch her sweet Savvy she may be putting Nanuk out the door to pee. Hugs and nose kisses

  5. Hmmm I wonder if she really meant what she said or maybe she… no… my Dad P says silly things like that too. Goodness they never fail to amaze

  6. My Mom asks silly questions too Savvy, like have you been good??!!

  7. We think Mom L may be losing it. 😉

  8. Mums and Dad honestly? They need taking in paw sometimes Savvy!

  9. She may, but we are not listening. She talks to herself all the time so we stopped listening to her a long time ago, unless she is calling us for breakfast or dinner. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

  10. Savvy, you looks pawsome!

    Emma and Buster

  11. MOL! Our Mom asks us upon rare occasion if we’re the cutest things ever. Really. That’s about the time we wonder if maybe she hit her head on something because, c’mon. She needs to ask that??

  12. BOL – that was a good one, Nanuk!!!

    Woos – Misty and Lightning

  13. Two French Bulldogs on said:

    Your friend cracks us up. Bet that channel was quite interesting
    Lily & Edward

  14. Hawwwoooo!!


  15. Yeah, we hear ya. Our mom will ask “Are you hungry sweetheart?” Excuse me, I’m always hungry! MOL, Purrs

  16. Mom asks crazy questions ALL THE TIME. Do I want to go in the car? Do I want a treat? Am I a good girl? Who wants a bath? Simple. Yes, yes, yes, and NOBODY – EVER!!!! Humans are strange.

    Love and licks,

  17. hahaha maybe he would, but if you do it once it is a reward… if you do it twice it becomes law… so it could end with potty breaks for Nanuk every day :o)

  18. MOL! My human says some pretty crazy things too.

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