Occupation Means Nine Tenths of Possession
HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!
All I can say is that after the Battle Over Mom L’s Body last night, she will probably never let Dad P leave the house again at night.
Let me explain. You see, after the humans eat their dinner, then we all gather in the living room for TV time and whatnot. I get on the couch with Mom L. That is MY space as is Mom L MY human body to cuddle with. Dad P sits in his recliner chair with the foot stool up and The Kid Sage (TKS) get on a fleece blankie next to his body and he is HER human body to cuddle with.
The problem, as I am certain you can already see, is that we each have our OWN human body for snuggling and getting pets and attention at night. When there is one less human body, well then there is a bit of a vacuum when it comes to snuggle space.
Dad P went to one of his community volunteer thingies last night so I had Mom L all to myself. She just needed to focus on ME, ME, ME. Ya might wanna know that I hide my thoughts inside the photo so you have to hover your schmousie over the photos to view what I am thinking.
So the night was shaping up just fine for me. But poor little TKS was left all alone, no human body to call her own and just her
pitiful warm fleece blankie to snuggle with.
oh yeah, and I have to offer some apologies cuz all Mom L and I had to capture this whole fiasco of a battle was the smartie phone camera.
Moving along, I turned my back to rest my eyes and next time I look over at Mom L, guess what I see?
Yep, you are so right. TKS had slithered up on the opposite side of Mom L to get some snugglin’ and human body contact.
As if I wouldn’t NOTICE her hugging my human! This was going to be the age old Possession Is Nine Tenths of The Law battle.
I simple could not believe what I was seeing. I had to take a moment and step away just to collect my thoughts about what the heck I was gonna do about this situation.
Once Mom L saw the look on my face, she took action and placed a 911 call to Dad P and advised him to step it up getting home or else he’d be on litter box duty forever! (not that he isn’t the primary scooper already).
And now you may be wondering who did get nine tenths of possession and claim Mom L’s body as their very own???