A Vulture Exists in My Castle
HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!
My reaction to learning I had a VULTURE, a BURD, living in my castle with me was, well—it was a gobsmacking moment I can tell you!
There I was, just hanging out on the couch with Mom L as she watched the news and I was watchin’ the even more important news on Burd TV Channel. I was chilled, relaxed and never suspecting that something was weird.
And yet, as chillaxin’ as my TV channel was, I kept feelin’ like something, or something else, was like hangin’ over my shoulders—do you ever have that sense? Like your whiskers are tellin’ you “Look out!!”.
I had no idea, none whatsoever, that I was being STALKED by none other than, of course, The Kid Sage.
You know what it felt like? Well let me tell you I felt like I was bein’ watched by some despicable VULTURE BURD!!
I think I may need a bodyguard detail, do I have any volunteers?