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It’s A Blooper Kind’a Friday #petbloggersbloopers

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

It’s already the SECOND #petbloggersbloopers Friday blog hop. Come on and join the joke on the humans for all those stoopid photos they take of us! For every ONE photo that is usable on our blog, they take a bajillion others! Let’s all SHARE!

Open to ALL anipals…hosted by the very gracious Lazy Pit Bull Blog.

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Sad to say, but Mom L has kept many photos from my first two years with her and Dad P. For most, I can only imagine what she hoped to accomplish in her lame attempts at a ‘photo shoot’.

Yup! That is indeed an empty cat bed...and you want to do 'what' with that???

Yup! That is indeed an empty cat bed…and you want to do ‘what’ with that???

And then there is her constant obsession with all things ‘feline body parts’. Someone puhlease tell me ‘What is up with that???”

Why yes! Those ARE TKS' front paws! Making history I am sure

Why yes! Those ARE TKS’ front paws! Making history I am sure

And last but far from least; Mom L’s fascination with my ‘nether region’…what is a cat to do with such a human? Puhlease, will one of you give me some advice??

REALLY!! AGAIN??!!!

REALLY!! AGAIN??!!!

Welcome to our February 2016 #petbloggersbloopers blog post.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Bird TV with The Kid Sage

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First allow me to apologize to my buddies over at Trout Towne Tabbies. I know how much you all hate ‘burds’…but hey, TKS needs her entertainment. So my pals, move on and fur’git’abut’it!

TKS has only recently discovered that Mom L and Dad P have finally managed to attract BIRDS to our barren, cement back patio. WOO HOO I say!

Are they here for brekkies?

Are they here for brekkies?

And The Kid Sage says MEOW!

Meeeooowww...*chatter chatter*

Meeeooowww…*chatter chatter*

TKS could hardly contain her tail whipping about as she watched this special Bird TV channel.

Cannot allow those burds to see me move...

Cannot allow those burds to see me move…

Finally, she shifted her eyes…just once…to make sure she was seeing what she was seeing…

Are they all must for ME??!!

Are they all just for ME??!!

*sigh*  TKS is so self centered…she thinks those burds just showed up all for her enjoyment…but then again…her burd TV viewing spot was not so bad…

So close and yet so far...and then there is this glass...sigh

So close and yet so far…and then there is this glass…sigh

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

The Supreme Toy #felinetoys

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I am not sure about TKS's mental stability...

I am not sure about TKS’s mental stability…

So here goes…The Supreme Toy (TST)  is all in the feeble young mind of The Kid Sage…aka…TKS.

Does she now hold the corner on the market for the most sublime cat toy EVER!!!???

Home of TST

I must, IMHFO (In My Humble Feline Opinion) wonder at her current focus on something so…ummm…wellllllll…simple. Perhaps not even marketable. But then I leave it to you, my readers, to determine if she has found The Supreme Toy for all cats.

Can The Supreme Cat Toy come out to play?

Sadly, TKS waits for Mom L or Dad P to liberate TST. She is obsessed with it’s home…she waits, and waits…

 

I do fear for TKS’ sanity given her current obsession with TST…

TST calls

It seems rather pathetic…and yet…she dreams of how exciting it always is when she and TST get together and fly around, and around…

the supreme toy

Yes, you are all correct. It is a wand toy…with NOTHING attached…just a simple black string. TKS seems to believe this is the last of the most elusive slithering reptiles her ancestors hunted when living in the wild. Or…TKS is just plain devoid of some of her marbles at such an early age. I leave it to you, my readers, to decide. Leave your comments…enlighten me please.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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