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In the Nip of Time: A Publishing Caper

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Harrummppff…is seems I ought to be able to do more than just pace the floor in my steampunk workshop, don’t you think?

My pal Nissy has his rescue story published in the new book Rescued: The Stories of 12 Cats, Through Their Eyes and all the copies sold in April, 2015 will have a portion of the price donated to one of Nissy’s favorite cat rescues…Anjellicle Cat Rescue in New York City.

There just has to be a way I can help him make his April copies be so special and intriguing that no one, whether cats, dogs, or humans, can pass up buying a kabillion copies.

Maybe if I stop pacing and sit in front of my invention chemicals I will get a great big old brainstorm! Oh my cat! *slaps paw to forehead* how could I have forgotten? I’ll put on my Big Furry Bright Idea helmet! It never fails to get my lightning fast mind moving at blistering speed.

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I knew if I could only stop and think I would have a brilliant idea!! Yes, get Rescued published during the month of April on paper made from CATNIP!!!

*clapping paws together*

Nissy is gonna totally luvluvluv this idea. First though, I had best make sure I can create paper made from catnip and then I need to devise a proper manufacturing machine to make the paper.

Alrighty then, let’s crank this baby up and see what it can do. Hope it can at least produce paper.

Now let me see…*clink, tink*…there. That should do it. I needed to adjust the production equipment to take thicker paper. I know the Necata Paparus will be thicker ‘cuz of the teeny chunks of catnip in it.

*whirr, bzzzzz, zap!*

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Whoa, look at that paper come flyin’ out of that machine. Now I simply MUST get Silver a message. Let’s see, where did I put that toaster message sender??? Oh, here it is. I am gonna need Silver’s skills at computers and whatnot and he needs to broach the subject with Nissy.

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I don’t have time to explain all this to Nissy because he just gets too excited anytime, anywhere the ‘nip’ is mentioned. I need to spend my time producing more sheets of this Necata Paparus.

*ting*

Message From Silver: A-OK. I am on it!!

Hey! That was fast. Silver must have been sitting on his toaster keeping his butt warm or something.

Great Silver, I am purring like crazy you like my idea to sell more copies of Rescued in April for Nissy and Anjellicle Cats Rescue. Pawsome!

*mumbles to herself* I sure do hope Silver can keep Nissy calm enough to explain the whole idea before Nissy starts his droolin’ just thinking about nip. What a Nip Head he is…sigh.

Ok my sweet little machine and Necata Paparus…let’s get ready to make history with Nerissa’s April run of Rescued!

 Be sure to visit my pal SILVER, Dash Kitten, for Tuesday’s installment and the conclusion will air on our buddy Nerrisa’s blog Wednesday!!

 A GIVEAWAY!

My buddies Silver, Nerrisa and I are raffling off THREE copies of the smash hit book Rescued: The Stories of 12 Cats, Through Their Eyes  to our visitors during this AdventurCat Series.

All you have to do to be entered in the drawing is leave a comment on THIS BLOG POST. You can earn MORE ENTRIES by simply visiting each of our blogs during this series and leaving a comment. We will count how many comments you left and enter your name accordingly. You may ONLY leave one comment on each episode *wink,wink*. No stacking the raffle guys…heh…heh.

Random.org will select THREE winners at the end of this series. Anyone can enter; no matter where you live. See ya at the end pals!

Please remember that throughout the month of April, a portion of all sales of the book Rescued: The Stories of 12 Cats, Through Their Eyes will go to the wonderful Anjellicle Cats Rescue of New York, helpin’ them to help save cats’ lives.  You can purchase your very own copy at your local book store or on Amazon by clicking right HERE.  You’ll wanna stock up for holiday gift-giving, for sure.  

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PURRS, SAVANNAH, NERRISA AND SILVER

 

A Different Kind of Selfie

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I am joining my pals from The Cat On My Head for their Sunday Selfie Blog Hop. Please be sure to click the badge below and hop on over to check a ton of other fabulous Selfies submitted from Paw Bloggers everywhere.

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My Sunday Selfie is a very special one for me. I hope to spark your interest and motivation to visit my blog on Monday, April 13th for the beginning of another AdventurCat Episode. You will find our first two episodes HERE.

This episode is really special. a surprise plot, and you must visit me again tomorrow to find out the why and what of it. Oh, did I mention there will be THREE WINNERS for a special GIVEAWAY???

Oh My Cat!!! This is gonna be sooooo great!

Oh My Cat!!! This is gonna be sooooo great!

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Returned to Sender: Address Unknown?

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!

We have been having some real drama in my castle over the past 48 hours. You see, the door bell rang and I padded off to find Mom L to let her know. She’s been slaving away working on some graphics for a super duper new blog post; gonna be a smash hit come Monday Morning. My pals Nissy and Silver and I are planning something BIG.

Oh, my apology for digressing. Anyway, I let Mom L know someone was at the door and when she opened it no one was there; just a largish brown box with all kinds of writing and stuff on it. Naturally, she brought it into the house,  Then she and I just stared at it and at once we both moved.  While she only stepped back a couple of steps, I, (it’s so embarrassing to tell you this),had to be peeled from the ceiling. I could have been mistaken for Ceiling Cat, truth be known. That’s how fast I was stuck to that ceiling. But, I tell you, there were some unreal and very loud sounds coming from that box. Enough to scare anyone caught by surprise.

On inspection we both saw that it was a return package The Kid Sage sent to Ashton, Sometimes Cats Herd You, with new product for her Chik-Hen Emporium. Only this box was bigger somehow…with lots of cross outs on the addresses and such.

Well, it wasn’t my prob so I just shouted to TKS up in her tower to get her ‘butter butt’ down here to take care of this troubling package.

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TKS sauntered down the stairs and examined the box; listened to the noise and then carefully and slowly opened the box. Not a pretty sight, no, no…not pretty at all.

Arghhh!! what in MOUSES name are these?

Arghhh!! what in MOUSES name are these?

Now TKS was as shook up as Mom L and me. She sent Ashton some cute tiny chiks to grow for product for Ashton’s Grand Opening of her Chik-hen Emporium. Albeit we all know TKS did this hoping Ashton will hire her as a taster tester of incoming product. But these were other worldly, beaked, squawking birds. Not sure they ever had anything to do with those cute little chiks.

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I am not sure those chik-hens even knew what had happened to them let alone where in the heck they were! They didn’t even try to flap out of that box (which by the way, had also grown)

This was getting more and more curious. And then I could see that TKS had a brainstorm.

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There you have it. An “AH HAH” moment TKS had may help explain what happened to that chik-hen shipment. But we will have to wait and see what Ashton comes up with. In the meantime; we are dumping taking these over grown chiks back to Smokey who sent them to The Kid Sage in the first place.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

peeEss...Don’t miss my Monday, April 13, blog post. It will keep you on the edge of your seats…and make you want to jump on line and purchase a copy of the recently released book Rescued: The Stories of 12 Rescued Cats Through Their Own Eyes.

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