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Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

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Using Facial Expression to Control Your Human

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Glad to see you all stopped to read my blog post. I have  very important information to share. You see, I have heard some of my pals say that I am a very serious cat. I always seem to have a stern look on my face and in my eyes.

Let me explain. You see, I use my facial expressions, and my eyes, to control Mom L. Especially when she has the clicky box in her hands. MOUSES! With those opposable thumbs, she can take a photo one handed if necessary. I don’t ‘do’ staged photo shoots so Mom L has to catch as catch can or so they say. But I make sure she knows exactly how I feel and how long I will tolerate her brandishing the clicky box around me.

Point One

Never allow the human to take photos while you are having a nice cozy nap. If they do such a thing, be sure to give them this look: The Eye of Discontent

This is not the appropriate time

This is not the appropriate time

Point Two

Do not allow ‘candid selfies‘. This simply lets them believe they are in control. You must be stern when this happens. Control the number of times they click that camera with this look: Are You Out of Your Mind

Do it one more time and the smacky paw comes into play

Do it one more time and the smacky paw comes into play

I hope these couple of pointers help all of you, feline or canine, gain better control of your humans. Mom L requires daily control so I have had lots of practice. If you need any more pointers, just let me know in comments. I am sure I can start sharing some of my techniques for applying facial and eye expression to control humans. We all know, humans need to learn we are definitely not ‘stage props’…just sayin’…

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Coincidence? Or Did The Stars Do It?

HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I am not sure if it is the outcome of the stars lining up purrfectly or if a coincidence in the universe occurred. But, my our Secret Paws was none other than my BFGF (Best Feline Girl Friend) THE STUNNING KEISHA!!  CK made sure that TW got everything just right for me and The Kid Sage.

The Opened Package

The Opened Package

Now you will notice that I allowed TKS to do the honors of opening, then inspecting the package and a few contents. I was…ahem, koff, koff…otherwise indisposed…

zzzzzzzzzzzzz....

zzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Moving on, TKS did an admirable job of making sure that the pressies were ready for my enjoyment but I suspect she helped herself to one or two behind my back.
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Mom L decided TKS needed to be rewarded so she allowed her to open one of the packages before I woke up. Needless to say, TKS went bonkers over the nip. My BFGF knows how to select only the best for her pals.

slurp, chomp, slobber

slurp, chomp, slobber

I think she became a bit possessive early on, but you be the judge.

Mine, mine, mine...bwahahaha

Mine, mine, mine…bwahahaha

I don’t know, perhaps it is the demented gleam in her eyes that suggests to me she went over board, but she’s young and needs to sort out when to share, na’mean?

I finally sauntered downstairs to check out the pressies CK sent to me us. Mom L couldn’t get close enough while I was examining the ones I like best. I don’t like the flashy box right under my nose when I am perusing my pressies.

Clearly TKS had left her kitty spit on my our new candy cane, so I decided to move on to some other, less slobbery, pressies.

Nice paper; great aroma

Nice paper; great aroma

I just totally luvluvluv fleece knots to hook my claws into and toss around. Mom L will add some of my favorite cat nip to this one and I am gonna have a great time with it!

Sweet! A furry fleece knot!

Sweet! A furry fleece knot!

At the end of my inspection, Mom L took one more gift out of the box. I was amazed!

Paw Tracks! Perfect design and warm and soft!

Paw Tracks! Perfect design and warm and soft!

It was a gift from CK and TW to MOM L!! A beautiful warm, snugly scarf with  paw tracks in different colors all over it.

Our Secret Paw was so thoughtful! CK knows how much I luvluvluv tissue paper and I now  have a brand new package of it in designer colors! Check out our package contents…

Secret Paw from Stunning Keisha

Secret Paw from Stunning Keisha

Be sure to hop over and visit my BFGF Stunning Keisha on Face Book, aka @CathyKeisha on Twitter,  aka Stunning Keisha on her blog, and let her, and TW (That Woman) know how much TKS and I and Mom L adore our Secret Paw package.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Last 2015 Sunday Selfie: Savvy in Repose

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Sorry to be so late, but I couldn’t miss the last Sunday Selfie of 2015. I am joining all the gang from The Cat On My Head for their Sunday Selfie Blog Hop…click on the badge below to join all the fun!

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I snapped this really fast this morning…what’cha think about this selfie??

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PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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