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STAND OFF at OHKAT Corral

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!

As all of you guessed from my last post—it has been hotter than hot in this part of the USA ‘Ole West.  So no surprise that TKS and I have had a bit of a stand-off.

This corral is too smal

I sure would appreciate knowing what all of you would like to see as an end to the OHKAT Corral standoff.

Go on guys—be honest!!

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Hot, hotter and really HOT!

HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

We were doing pretty good with our sun puddles and nice breezes to help our morning naps remain nice and comfy.

I luvluvluv late Spring & her sun puddles

I luvluvluv late Spring & her sun puddles

TKS and I were in our master bedroom, me in my open deck door and her in her tower.

*ahhhh* cool breeze & Ms Sun shining in just right

*ahhhh* cool breeze & Ms Sun shining in just right

Suddenly, Ms. Sun went totally WILD!!! We jumped from late Spring to SUMMER!!!

I hope Spitty and his human have fog!

I hope Spitty and his human have fog!

The temperature over this weekend will be at least 102F—which is about 38C. It is HOT, HOTTER, and REALLY HOT!!

Ummmm—please, can we like have Winter back again?

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Is Your Life Complicated?

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I don’t know about you but my life just gets more and more complicated. I get myself all set up and settled in  and then stuff happens. Na’ mean??

What'cha mean? I didn't see any hunk of cheese

What’cha mean? I didn’t see any hunk of cheese

I just know whenever the humans ask me what happened to some hunk of their chow, I am gonna get grilled!

What?  No, no!! I don’t mean “grilled” like some piece of meat or fish or broccoli. I mean held to questioning about where I was and when—and what was I doing—and who can testify what I say is true. Seriously, my humans watch way too much crime scene, mystery TV!!!

Nope! I seriously don't wanna talk right now—huh? Yeah, I said NO!

Nope! I seriously don’t wanna talk right now—huh? Yeah, I said NO!

What more can I say. The Kid Sage aka TKS is a food thief. And she splits from the scene and leaves me hangin’ out to take her fall. That TKS is one sneaky feline.

Yeah, yeah—I know where you missing chow is—but not talkin' unless I get kibble

Yeah, yeah—I know where your missing chow is—but I’m not talkin’ unless I get kibble

Sad to say, but I CAN be bribed.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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