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Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

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Friday Memes

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My Friday memes are here for your delight and gettin’ on your Friday smile. I decided I needed to do somethin’ with me and TKS in the same blog post so you are gonna be delighted by both of us today!

I betcha there are lots of kitties out there who totally relate to TKS when it comes to whose grooming tool they are using on whose furs!

And of course many of my readers, at least in the USA will recall all those Snicker candy bar commercials. Well, I have my very own catastic version. What do you think?

And of course I have a guest photo from my RWB (reader without blog) long time pal Miss Dorothy and my kitty gal pal Mistletoe. Not sure which of Mistletoe’s marmie brothers this is…but he is the next neighbor hood watch phenom!!

If I didn’t provide you with even just one little itty bitty smile today, then let me know in comments and I will try to paw up my game!

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Managing Your Down Time

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After a busy exercise routine including laps chasing the EIRD (Ever Illusive Red Dot) and paw whacking my peacock feather up, across and down our stairs, I need some down time. Wouldn’t you? I mean after we cats put in our time at the gym, why we not only need but we deserve time to cool off and get a good rub down.

Let me give you the FYI (For Your Information) about how I manage my down time. First up, I find my Dad P and give him a direct eye contact stare while uttering a strong assertive “mroowwww”. I wait to make sure he knows I am talking to him, then I lead him to the living room area rug and throw myself down right at his feet. This is just the start of how I manage my down time.

Ok Dad P, get to it!!

He knows I am waiting and he dare not leave my side. My fave way to cool off is to get my furs brushed. All that air coming through and the brush slips through my furs really helps get my heart rate back to its resting beat.

Ahhh—that’s it! Strong but gentle strokes please.

Now if I don’t manage my down time, then Dad P might get the idea that “he” can decide just how I ought to be rubbed down. No siree —I make sure he knows I am always in charge of managing my down time.

That’s enough with the back furs, now move on to my special spot

I have trained Dad P well and he knows not to mess with my decisions when it comes to just how I want my rub down and cool off to go. He gets my meaning and moves right to give me a gentle cranial brushing. Such a delight, don’t you think??

mmmmm….this is just what I needed

Some of you may think I am a tough task master with Dad P, but trust me, you simply cannot allow your humans to start thinking they can determine how you “ought” to spend your down time. You won’t get what you want if you don’t develop some very direct looks to let them know when their time is done.

Watch my next move

You see it’s all in the “look” to get you what you want. Humans are pretty easy to manage. All I have to do is give Dad P one look and he knows I’m done with his services.

Stop right there! You already did my back furs.

And there you have it. A little lesson on how to manage you down time to be sure you get what you want. As soon as I gave Dad P the “look”, he stopped with the brush and left me to give my freshly brushed furs a good kitty spit bath.

How do you manage your down time with your humans??

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

A Special Series of Three Story Memes

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My pals from Kitty Platoon shared a whole bunch of photos with me for my Friday Memes. I chose thee photos that I could share as story, but told as memes. Let me know what’cha think in comments.

Sometimes my photos I use just crack me up and these three sure did the trick.

 

Just because you are an outdoor kitty doesn’t mean you sometimes wanna come in from the rain, right?

And then there is that moment the indoor guy realizes he is gonna be going outdoors soon as the rain stops. A conundrum.

Yup, that about tells that story using memes, don’t ya think??  Have a fun Friday.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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