Savannah's Paw Tracks

Where To Take A Dedded Toy?

HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I like to make sure my schmousie toys are dedded…but I most certainly do NOT drag them around trying to decide where to nom on them…sheeeessshhh!

Gotcha my pretty schmousie! *rip, tear,kick*

When I had that schmousie dedded, I walked away like any other cat. But not so The Kid Sage. She has one favorite toy, a wand toy with an itty bitty schmousie on it which she insists on carting off as though it is her ‘kill’ to take back and nom on.

Llittle schmousie…let’s you and I have some quality time together

TKS seems to ignore the fact that usually is tripping over the wire that attaches to the wand. And just listen to her talking away to that poor little schmousie she is covering in her slobber…

TKS: “Where shall I take you? Maybe by the human foot wipe where I always take any food from my food dish I can’t quite get my mouth around.”

Are you edible or are you wipeable?

TKS: ” Nope, this doesn’t seem just right. Perhaps over to my feeding station as an MRE.”

Will you fit in my food dish?

TKS: “Still not just the place for us to be alone together. Maybe I can save you for later?”

*paw, paw…dig, scrape*

TKS: ” MICES!! Oh, sorry little schmousie, no pun, no, no…truly. I would never make fun of you. Let’s go back to the beginning.”

We started here…*chomp*

TKS: “And then I gently cradle you in my mouth to carry you away to spend ‘quality’ time with me…sorry I had to have that little taste test before our journey to my kitchen…”

Maybe just a little taste before I take you away

TKS: “This is getting to be a tough decision little schmousie…what to do with you…now that I have you all to myself…”

Who knew life held such difficult decisions?

TKS: “What Mom L?? No, no…I most certainly DID NOT harm my schmousie. What? Well, yeah…its a teeny bit damp”

Is there a problem?

TKS: “No one understands our relationship little schmousie. It is so special. How can we have quality time together when everyone follows us around?”

We may never get to be alone together…sigh

TKS: “Let’s just sit here, together, and ponder our future.”

I will protect you from all others little schmousie

There you have it. TKS has a weird relationship with that little schmousie. Thankfully, I have never had nor ever will have such a weird relationship with some schmousie…right?

Savvy’s first toy in her forever home…played with every night before bed

Paw Pats, Savannah

Cats That Pretend To Be Turtles

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I try hard to mind my own business. I don’t like to interfere with TKS’s time so I try to keep my play time to myself. But somehow she always seems to know when Mom L and I are having a good old time and then before we know it…there TKS is.

You all know that my new favorite place to play is inside my cat tower tunnel.

Got it!!

This gives me a really good workout especially for my paw to eye coordination and even balance. Have YOU ever tried to grab something as elusive as a peacock feather while you are hanging out of a tunnel about 20 inches off the ground???

Whoa! Better keep most of my body inside the tunnel

Next thing I know I hear TKS slip sliding into the living room during MY play time! The nerve!

Yee Haw!!! Got’cha little nip toy! Oh, Hi Savvy, didn’t see you over there

Next, TKS proceeds to try to steal Mom L’s attention by pretending she is….you guessed it…a turtle. (be sure to hover over photos to view complete captions)

No one can see me

Navigating my turtle shell

Walking with my turtle shell

As if that was not enough, pretending to ‘be’ a turtle. TKS then turns on her own turtle shell and tried to bunny kick it to death. Sheeeeeeesh!!!!!!!!!

I’ve got you my pretty!!!!!!! #$)*$)(*#)*!!

Someone save me from this kid…sigh.

Paw Pats, Savannah