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11 Mar 2016
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Feline Bloopers Never Imagined

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Hey Pals!! You simply must grab your humans to join the fun, fun, fun of the monthly Friday Pet Blogger Bloopers Blog Hop hosted by The Lazy Pit Bull. 

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Well, no way am I gonna allow Mom L to not participate. Her photog skills are next to none. She is both inept and occasionally just seems to allow her camera to wander off without any guidance whatsoever. And she is famous for snapping photos that leave me wondering “what ever were you trying to capture?!”

And this photo was important because...?

And this photo was important because…?

Next time she gets half of TKS’ head and the focus? There isn’t any—heh—heh.

I am not gonna cooperate, nope, no way, no how

I am not gonna cooperate, nope, no way, no how

So if you piece together all three of the bloopers, you might actually get most of a cat called The Kid Sage.

The backside of TKS again—why is this important?

The backside of TKS again—why is this important?

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

 

 

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04 Mar 2016
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Wrinkle Free Cat Dryer

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I, HRH Savannah, would never ever not even once go hop into a human clothes dryer, no matter how warm. But my caution seems to cause TKS to do one of those “I dare you—even DOUBLE dare you” taunts.

The result—she is now a wrinkle free puddy-tat!

NICE! Very warm—I like it so far

NICE! Very warm—I like it so far

Thankfully TKS did a bit of checking about what the heck was going on with this new “Cat Warming Machine” she just discovered.

Nice view on this side—liking it so far

Nice view on this side—liking it so far

She at least has a NANOSECOND of caution built into her—though not nearly enough to help her at this point.

And another lovely view on this side—who kept this secret Cat Warming Machine from me??!!

Another view on this side—who kept this Cat Warming Machine from me??!!

At the last second, TKS begins to question her lack of caution about exploring the humans’ mechanical contraptions. And before you ask, I did not for one nanosecond want to prevent my precocious precious TKS from having this very special “AHA!!” moment.

Saavvvyyy??!!! What does "ON" mean????

Saavvvyyy??!!! What does “ON” mean????

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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24 Feb 2016
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The Kid Sage for Wordless Wednesday #playfulcat

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Almost wordless—truly—seriously. The Kid Sage (TKS)  has THREE very, very short videos. Each one is about three to 10 seconds at most.

Once I showed off my Playful Savannah photos, she just could not stop yowling at Mom L and me to get some “action” shots of her. Pfffffttt! I say, but sadly Mom L did not agree.

TKS was caught today, playing with one of the most favorite toys we share—a mini drumstik and I am embarrassed to say I cannot recall who gave this to us *hangs ears*.

So here TKS is in her not so glorious self.

That box was from Amazon and TKS didn’t give it two nanoseconds before she jumped in it to play with that tiny nip drumstik.

Mom L said she could have gone on FOREVER tossing that toy into and out of that box and TKS would just keep on chasing it. Too bad she never learned to bring it back!

And there you go—an almost wordless blog post from yours truly, the long winded Ms Savvy Do! (that’s my Twitter handle)—heh—heh.

Please don’t forget you have until Thursday, February 25, NOON PST to vote on your favorite photos of MOI, myself, ME—to let all the world know which of FIVE photos best shows off my PLAYFUL SAVANNAH.

This is truly important to me because, you see, when Mom L and Dad P first placed me in that PTU at my last former residence and asked “can we have a couple of toys because we don’t have any?” They were told not to worry, “Savannah doesn’t play much.” I hope you will help me let humans know that even those of us who seem shy, and withdrawn, do indeed have a CRAZY-PANTS CAT inside just waiting to be let out.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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