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02 Sep 2015

Waiting Requires Cat Patience

HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

This usually happens every single night. I have to do ‘drive bys‘ to get Mom L’s attention so she realizes “I” am ready for bed. (please forgive Mom L’s high pitched voice as she tries to tempt me to come back…sigh…she has required a lot of training)

What? Oh no, I do not require her to ‘tuck me in’…I just expect her to deliver my nightly ‘bedtime snack’ before I retire. Doesn’t every cat expect that??

Out new home has lots of levels and Mom L always has to come up from the living room to get to the kitchen, which means she must pass through the dining table level first.

You got it! I found a new spot to patiently await her decision to retire and serve me.

This dining table is hard but thankfully there is this nice table runner to lie on

So here I dig deeply for my feline patience…

What in Ceiling Cat’s name is Mom L doing??? I am ready for bed!!

Finally she moves…

Well, you certainly took your time…

Of course I have to make sure she is actually ‘going to bed and will serve me my bedtime snack’…so eye contact is imperative.

You’re sure Mom L? Honestly? Ok…then I’ll meet you upstairs…bring the food

Humans…sigh…they require so much guidance.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

Posted in Savannah's Life Experiences and tagged CAT GAME, cat humor, Savannahs progress

04 May 2015

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What Makes A Cat Go Crazypaws?

HELLO EVERYONE! IT’S ME, THE KID SAGE!

Princess Savvy was kind enough to allow me to have this blog post. She is workin’ on something really important and I told her I didn’t have anything to do…so here I am!!

I had this amazing experience this past week. I don’t know what came over me, but all of a sudden I was one crazypaws cat!

I’m feeling a little strange

It was hard to understand what was happening to me.

What is coming over me?

Can you imagine how I felt. Starting to feel out of control of myself? What the heck was happening to me?

I can’t take this much longer

That’s when it happened.

KILL FUZZYBUTT SCHMOUSIE!!!

After attacking Fuzzy Butt Schmousie, I took a moment to catch my breath.

This smells familiar

I wonder if…no, no…it couldn’t possibly be.I always use restraint whenever I indulge. I bet all of you use restraint as well when you indulge. Ceiling Cat knows, NONE of us ever, never, ever over indulge…right?

Was it The Nip?

But I have to wonder…was it The Nip that transformed me for a moment into a Crazypaws cat??? Without any evidence, I may never know the truth.

Savvy here…please note the Nip still stuck to Crazypaws Sage’s nose and face in most of her photos…just an observation…

Maybe my turning into a Crazypaws Cat is why Queen Nellie bestowed upon me this incredible title and gave me acceptance into a very private, elite club…what do you think?

HEAD BONKS, THE KID SAGE aka TKS

peeEss…Savannah will return for her regularly scheduled blog posts…thanks for letting me have this post Princess Savannah

Posted in Sage's Life Experiences and tagged CAT GAME, cat humor, CAT PLAY, The Kid Sage

27 Apr 2015

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And the Drum-stiks Have It!

HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

It’s always a great day when you receive a totally unexpected email. I enter lots of give away thingies; I used to win every now and then. But over the last year not so much. So just imagine my ~~shock~~ surprise upon opening my email to find a message from Phoebe and Miss Ellen, 15 And Meowing, to tell me that I WON a give away. WOO HOO!! Let me say that just one more time…WOO HOO!!!

A great big shout out for 15 And Meowing!!!

Said ‘Give Away’ was for nothing less than…wait for it…wait a bit more for it…

CATNIP CHIK-HEN LEGS
+
NIP N NAP MAT(homemade by Miss Ellen)

Needless to say, TKS is NOT telling Ashton over at Sometimes Cats Herd You. She would likely want these Chik-hen Legs for her upcoming Grande Opening of Ashton’s Chik-hen Emporium.

Of course, I was given the first opportunity to inspect and appreciate the beautiful Nip N Nap mat and to sniff the wonders for those Chik-hen Nip Legs. (better not let my AdventurCat pal Nissy, the Nip Head know I have these).

hmm..smells yummy

And then I notices those Chik-hen legs were being served up on a new Nip N Nap mat. Pawsome!

Whoa; there’s more!

You can tell that new Nip N Nap mat caught my attention for sure. This Give Away was clearly sent to me from Ceiling Cat!!

I think you can see in the background there that I was having a pretty good rest in a lingering sun puddle; so once I inspected the package contents and pawed my approval…I got right back to what my priority was at the time…