We had to shove Mom L to the computer to get out Talk Like a Pirate Day post all set up…but when we ‘talked like pirates to her’ *snicker*…she obliged us!
We are joining all our anipals in Blogville who love to participate in Talk Like A Pirate Day!
As you all know, I am totally the Mistress of my own castle. Nothing enters without my being made aware. Except…
Yep, you got it; Mom L thought a little ‘surprise’ house warming gift from one of my many admirers…my former personal veterinarian Doc Josie, would be just the thing to keep me on my toes. pfffftttt!!!
As a senior adult rescue cat, I am not the least bit interested in ‘surprises’ nor the game of ‘boo’…more about that game later.
What in Ceiling Cat’s name is THAT??!!!
As you can see, I am not impressed with the ‘unknown’ thingy you can barely see in the upper left corner of the above photo.
Come any closer and you will regret it!!
Mom L just kept on testing my emotional reserves…
You are pressing your luck you wicked ‘house warming gift’!
And then I could not take it any longer, I had to engage just a bit to test this thing’s endurance.
Come on…you are gonna be MINE!
It jumped away quickly and I had to finally apply my “Twist, Flip and Kill” maneuver…it worked!!
You are gonna regret ever meeting my ‘Paws of Doom’
Please come back next week and I will introduce you to this “house warming gift” as a GIVE AWAY!!!
So let’s talk. And I know many of my pals are woofies, so let me just say…I believe that this “art of innocence” crosses all anipal species…na’ mean???
Everyone knows, I am not the least bit mischievous. I never ever do weird or crazy pants stuff…right? Awww…come on guys, back me up on this one!
Here I am, just washing my paws and cleaning my face. Like every cat does a kabillion times a day. No reason for this particular routine action to require Mom L hauling out her iPhone (note the lousy focus).
*slurp, lick, slurp, lick*
Now why should this be so worthy of a photo, albeit a lousy one at that? Next I hear this question from Mom L:
Mom L: “Savvy? What are you up to?”
Me: “What, nothing, absolutely nothing!”
Mom L: “Then please tell me exactly how ‘this’ ended up here looking like ‘that’?”
Me: ” Whoa! That TKS has been busy!”
Mom L: “TKS has been upstairs with Dad P the whole time I was gone. You were the only one downstairs.”
Me: *puts paws up and spread open with a shoulder shrug*…”Hey! what’s the problem? You know I never ever do stuff like that.”
Mom L: “hmmmm…sure Ms Savvy Do…you have that ‘Feline Look of Innocence’…but you know I know YOU!”
Hey?!! Are you sayin’ ‘I’ had something to do with that self imploding old used paper towel roll?…seriously…I was just up here tidying myself up before my nap
Mom L: Sure Ms Savvy Do, but just know this young lady…I have my eyes on you!”
And that my furriends is the Art of Feline Innocence!! Any of you ever try it? I bet my woofie pals know it just as well as we felines. We use the old “just cleaning my paws and/or face” but what do you woofies use?
peeEss…The Typist always gets the last word…never ever has Savannah done something like this. She must have bunny kicked that paper towel roll like a crazypants cat. I am so proud of her!
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