Confessions of a Bed Hog..Yeah..That Would Be Me!
Getting a Good Night’s Sleep…ummm…welll..at least me!
Yeah..so…about last night. We had company for dinner…I had’nt met her before…but I let her come in our bedroom and brush me a bit. THEN I smelled something weird but familiar on her fingers…and zippo bango..right under the bed I went!!! YEP..ya guessed it…DOG! Mixed with a bit of cat to be fair…but SCCAARRRYY!
So..Dad, Mom and Cynthia (her name) watched her photos from her African Safari…yeah yeah you say… how the heck could I know it was Africa?! Folks..seriously…I can hear and see… anddddddd..yep..I really do watch the TV…and those were some totally wild animals on that screen!!
Anyways…I cruised through the family room a couple a times just to make sure they knew I was around…then she left..so I came out and watched TV with Mom and Dad…then let them know it was bed time cuz when I get up and go down the hall…wellllll…theyyyyy knowww….I want Mom in bed with me to keep me warm!
So..it’s 2AM..so Mom says…she wakes up…and well….ummmm….I, uh am sort’a like butting her off her share of the bed!! Hey, guys, how was I supposed to know we each only get a third..???..guess I was taking mine and most of Mom’s.
Then Mom tries to turn over to elbow me over some..she gets to her tummy to take more space…yeah, yeah…I did it…just what you are thinking…as soon as she did that…I almost jumped to get between her legs and as close to her butt as I could…veryyyy warm…yes! “Course, Mom still was shoved against the head board…ouch!
Then I hear her say “bed hog”…and realized…holy moly…she was talkin’ to me!! YIKES!
Guess I kind’a didn’t sleep lots after that..worried ya know…so it’s been a hard tough day today…so I had to take a nap!
Bed Hog Day After
That’s it for today…too tired…back to ya all later…TTFN, Savannah
PS…Mom says I am snoring!!!!



















