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29 Dec 2014

The Discovery of Kleenex Tissue & A Birthday Wish

HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

This is a special day. You see it is Mom L’s birthday TODAY! I helped her prepare this post before her ouchie surgery back on December 11.

She wanted something fun, funny and happy to motivate my readers to chuckle, smile and enjoy. I tapped my claw on the desk for about 2 nanoseconds before I came up with the following about none other than The Kid Sage.

She is usually good for a laugh…na’mean?

The photos are certainly NOT top quality as this all happened one morning while we were all hanging out in my master bedroom, watching the news and what not. TKS likes to explore the humans’ nightstands. She has been doing this for a year now.

Suddenly, she took notice of something on Mom L’s nightstand. It has always been there,but this time, unfortunately, TKS decided it required further inspection and sampling.

What is this? Has it always been here?

And then the analysis, sampling and discovery began.

Oh! It moves

Now testing for texture and durability.

I better take one to test it

Testing one was not enough.

Probably need several…*pull, yank*

The discovery continued. She found she needed more than her mouth to get her test samples where she wanted them for closer inspection.

Meowzers! I need my paws for leverage

It was unbelievable she paid absolutely no attention to Mom L’s attempts to distract her. Mom L moved the box to a lower level closer to her. TKS did not let it slow her down.

I can still reach it Mom

The shredding and ripping continued.

*sniff* wonder what they use this for. It certainly is fragile and tears easy

She finally reached her objective. The sample was placed just where she wanted. Her inspection and analysis of the tissue was about to swing into full action.

Now I have you just where I want you *shred, tear, munch*

At this point…Mom L said “enough”!. And The Kid Sage was disappointed for about 2 -3 nanoseconds until Dad P caught her attention with her favorite wand toy…a wand, with black string and nothing attached to it. So much for all those feathery attachments.

The end result of Sage discovering Kleenex tissue

Should any of you be wondering; this discovery continues to catch her attention. Now, she never passes up a tissue box without trying out the tissue. We fear the end result if she ever discovers the toilet paper rolls….*shudder; rolls eyes*

Paw Pats, Savannah

Head Bonks, The Kid Sage

For Our Mom Linda

Posted in Sage's Life Experiences, Savannah's Life Experiences and tagged CAT GAME, cat humor, CAT PLAY, The Kid Sage

17 Nov 2014

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You Are Not Going To Believe!!!

HIYA!1 SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Something continues to be occurring in my Castle and I am certainly NOT pleased about it.

This is almost outrageous! And to think my very own Dad P allows it to happen over and over again…

Alrighty then, you can come on in for a closer look at this completely uncatly behavior!

*Disclaimer for above photos…yes, staff experimented with Pic Monkey…it did not go well but no time to repair…humble apologies

The Kid Sage does it once again…total human manipulation. Perhaps, now that I ponder upon this…many of us might do well to take some paw notes? Let me consider the possibility that I, Savannah the Princess of My Castle–might actually want to learn something from The Kid Sage; interesting…intriguing…hmmmmm….

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I told you so!! The Kid Sage is apparently a master at human manipulation…do you think I should encourage her to start keeping a journal???

Paw Pats, Savannah

Don’t forget to visit my blog post HERE if you want to be entered in my Fix Our Ferals sweatshirt giveaway. It is open to all my pals! Deadline for leaving a comment on my November 14th post is midnight this Wednesday, November 19 and the WINNER will be announced on my blog Friday, November 21.

peeEss…Please visit my BFF Nylablue and her Mum Miss Sherri-Ellen…click HERE…they are having a very , very difficult sad time. I would like to share a happy time Nylablue and I shared. She taught me how to play the dreidel with her. That’s what her Mum Miss Sherri Ellen and Nylablue do together when celebrating their Hanukkah holiday.

peeEssEss…please do not forget precious J Lo who is still so very desperate for her own home

Adopt J Lo

Posted in Sage's Life Experiences, Savannah's Life Experiences and tagged cat humor, The Kid Sage

22 Oct 2014

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The Kid Sage Loses It

click on photo to learn about J Lo’s desperate need for a home

HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I know, I know…hard to believe The Kid Sage hasn’t already lost ‘it’ living here with me, right? MOL!!!

Well, I just have to tell you all that it sure does keep down my need to be involved in the housework now that The Kid is around. I have to spend way less time snoopervising all the folding, bed making and whatnot.

The Kid Sage just gets right in there to make sure it is all done correctly…while I always stood afar (~~sometimes even asleep~~) she is an active participant.

Here you can see that she is helping Mom L by making sure all Mom L’s t-shirts are folded properly and laid orderly in the drawer.(hover over photo to view captions)

ummppff…gotta make some room

Yes, these are nice and flat

Then she waits in a semi comatose state…one eye open… at the ready to leap to assist Dad P in his weekly chore of ‘changing the ~~cat~~ human bedding’.

Just resting my eyes Dad

She first must inspect the ‘stripping’ of the bed sheets…she keeps track of the very itty bitty stains that might be left when ‘some cats’ nibble their morning treats on the sheets and perhaps occasionally leave a teeny little cat spit on the bed sheets…not often mind you! But it is The Kid Sage’s job to make note of those and point them out to Dad P.

Next…she must inspect the fresh bed sheets…making sure that all the wrinkles are out…

And if once over doesn’t get those wrinkles in shape…she goes after them again…and again…and…well, you get it, right?

Finally, she forces herself to remain on the bottom sheet while the fresh top sheet is placed on the bed…such a dreadful job to remain under there to make sure no wrinkles return…heh…heh…

Finally, The Kid Sage has earned her reward…a nice long afternoon nap on the freshly made bed…complete with pillows…and her favorite Nip N Nap Mat.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..

The Kid Sage works hard at her snoopervising duties…I must say I am proud of her effort…leaves me to go about my playing with Mom L and taking my requisite 43 1/4 naps per day…