Whew! What a Workout!
Well, Mom and Dad left me alone all day yesterday…then last night…OH MY CAT!!
They decided I needed to do my WHOLE workout routine at ONE TIME!! I was ready for bed, but said “what the heck…I can do this!” Even tho’ I, personally, had been very busy during the day…what with first watching the bedroom and hummer feeder outside…
Then I had to go do interior patrols…sittin’ on my cat tower to watch the finches and doves…err..umm…to make sure nothing was gonna get in the house from outside…then I had to go up and down the stairs, and watch the side yard from upstairs to make sure nothing could climb the wall and get in…’course I may have taken a little nap at each patrol station…
Soooo….they decide I need some exercise just ‘cuz THEY didn’t get any…so first they had me do about a catjillion reps of my core workout…ya know the one where you have to squeeze your abs tight to flip from side to side…and I had to do 2 sets!
Then they want me to get goin’ on my aerobic stuff to get my heart rate up and all…ya know this one…chase that stupid red dot you can never catch…
So first, ya have to see it…
…next get it right between your paws for contol…
..aaiiieee yowl! it got away..run..
..then use your hind legs and try to pounce on it from above…
…now just breathe…and ignore it!
Then I catch my breath thinking Mom will be tired by now…but nooooooooo…she says there is still the upper body workout to do…ya know…building your chest, back, front legs…gettin’ good eye–prey—paw coordination…so out comes the green feather thingy (which I luvluvluv) but Oh Cat!…I’m getting a bit tired here…
So first I spot it moving over my head…
..then I use my upper body to pummel it
Well, now I am totally exhausted…I need a snack and my pets and my bed…I don’t think I will be so hard on the staff next time they take a day away. Just sayin….
Paw pats, Savannah
























OMC, I LOVED the pictures!!! So hilarious!!! I need to get a laser pointer for my cats to chase!
That was a heck of a workout! But you show splendid form.
Zees humans have vays of making you work!