There’s A Bear In My Office! Oh My!!!
Hiya! Savannah Here!
I have been doing some perimeter patrols around my office desk…unusual for me you say??? And you are correct, it is not my norm (VBP) to explore…but I have been doing that and you will some more of my exploits (VBP) over the next few days.
But first, let’s talk about this BEAR I found on my desk!!! Oh Ceiling Cat, I almost fainted…well, ahhhhh…actually…I almost fainted AFTER I did the unspeakable….(leaves the keyboard, shaking head…blushing…sigh…turns back to continue)…
Ok, so here’s how it went…
…hmmm…what’s over on this side of the printer??…
…Oh My Ceiling Cat!…sniff…what the…!!!!…
…Oh Cod!!!…yes, yes…that is exactly what it is…oh ICK ICK ICK!!!…BEAR BUTT…sniff, sniff…torturous but someone must do this…FBI Agent and all, ya know…
…maybe I should get closer…ewwwww..disgusting….sniff, sniff…
…GASP!…what is that…sniff, sniff…
…koff, koff…thath awthful…I canth theem thoo getthh itthh outtofthh my mouthhhhh…
…get thha tongue up there…lickth lickth…oohhh tthhhrrriimmppp…
…phew…what the ____ are you doin’ on MY DESK???…who do ya think you are anyways??…
…ooohhhh…RIGHT!…you are Mom’s CAL BEAR…GO BEARS…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant believe she keeps that BEAR in here!!!…
Paw pats, Savannah
Savannah's Paw Tracks 
Well, it could be worse. The big team here is a bunch of purple cats. (Kansas State U Wildcats.) Think of it from my perspective!
Woo.
Luv,
Dave
MOL…yup…wouldn’t ya just luvluvluv chasing those purple cats down!!
BEARy interesting Savannah!!!!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Thanks for teaching me something: if you sniff on a bears butt, you need a lot of fresh air after….wonder how elegant you are moving on the desk….me on a desk would be very noisily…
Hey Savvy, Jetty here. Hi Miss Linda.
OMD… you brave lady… investigating the bear like that… Yeah, those humans sometimes have stuffies of their own, hard to believe… I’m proud of your vastly improved detecting skills. 🙂
You are brave Savannah! That bear looks pretty big and I guess you better have a heart-to-heart with Mom about where she stashes that bear-ewww!
GAHHHHHHHH!!!!
A bare bear butt! Time to test gravity with him, Savvy!
Looks like he has good whappability! MOL!
You just have to grin anf bear it sweet Savannah!
Good bear butt sniffin’ there sweet Savannah…we can’t believe you left that bear there. Maybe he just stinketh too much for you to want to touch him. Hugs and nose kisses
well Chancy, if you were here I know that bear would be deaded for sure by now!
I would have that bear in my pile of buddies before you could say “bear”. lol
Hiya Savvy!
Is that me or is that bear on your territory? You should not tolerate this!
Btw, my human says she needs to get back to your Mom and Jet’s Mom. Will get back to you by tomorrow. Is so sorry. Is blushing in shame.
Sigh. Humans.
a bear in my own office…who knew???
You can take that bear out with a single whap.
; ) Katie
Yup, pretty sure I could and with the other paw ties behind my back…I am a very buff ladycat! flexes front bicep…
How DARE your mama bring another creature into the house like that, and without your express approval too!!! *shakes head sadly*
can you believe it..and she never even asked me…and then she stuck it right next to my special office bed (course it has been there for 6 onths!!!)
Some things in life are very hard to bear, butt you just have to PURRsevere. Well done, Savannah!
oh dear Ceiling Cat!!! I just set myself up for another LOL huh??!! MOL paw pats, Savannah
I don´t think I would have dared to sniff a Bear in the but 🙂
Oh Cod! Certainly not a real one…at not if I thought it would catch me!!
Jacob says you are very refined..he would have peeeeeeeeeed on it!
The Maple Syrup Mob
xxxxx
ohhhh…never thought of that…hmmmmmmm
Youz kissed a bears butt Savvy…Mol….Fank youz for yor helps todayz…youz are star…luv’s youz and soooo dose Mollop..xx0000xxx 🙂
Just did the best I could for very good furriend ALfie
OoooH! bear butt sniff!!! lol
really fun!
Ewwww – you even cleaned his butt!
no, no…just sniffed…but some of his fuz got stuck on my tongue..ICK
Ewww! Yous actually sniffed the bear’s butt!!! Mes would not do that!
Kisses
Nellie
I did Nellie, I really did! It wasn’t too bad…just dusty MOL
Zeesh, the nerve of some bears…he didn’t happen to have any honey to share did he??
RA
No honey, just fuzz in my mouth, and I couldn’t get it off…ick
Watch out Savvy! Those stuffies can get you in trouble. That bear will frow up on the good rug and you’ll be getting blamed for it. OTOH, any mischief you get into from here on it gets blamed on the bear!
Oh, I think blaming the bear is in order, right?…MOL
Bear butt… hee hee hee! You getting a might silly Savvy? I like it!
I know…but it was really interesting…couldn’t help myself MOL Savvy
Very brave of you to sniff the bear butt 😉
yeah, but maybe not too smart?? MOL Savvy