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A Vulture Exists in My Castle

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!

My reaction to learning I had a VULTURE, a BURD, living in my castle with me was, well—it was a gobsmacking moment I can tell you!

There I was, just hanging out on the couch with Mom L as she watched the news and I was watchin’ the even more important news on Burd TV Channel. I was chilled, relaxed and never suspecting that something was weird.

Wow! Look at the action on that burd feeder!

Wow! Look at the action on that burd feeder!

And yet, as chillaxin’ as my TV channel was, I kept feelin’ like something, or something else, was like hangin’ over my shoulders—do you ever have that sense? Like your whiskers are tellin’ you “Look out!!”.

I just know something weird is watchin' me

I just know something weird is watchin’ me

I had no idea, none whatsoever, that I was being STALKED by none other than, of course, The Kid Sage.

I am watchin' you, YRH Savannah—can you feel me?

I am watchin’ you, YRH Savannah—can you feel me?

You know what it felt like? Well let me tell you I felt like I was bein’ watched by some despicable VULTURE BURD!!

Your tail is lookin' mighty tasty YRH Savannah

Your tail is lookin’ mighty tasty YRH Savannah

I think I may need a bodyguard detail, do I have any volunteers?

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

The Kid Sage Steps Up #sundayselfiebloghop

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

The Kid Sage held up her paw to say “YES! I will pawticipate!”  Thank Ceiling Cat because I was gettin’ tired of being the front cat for this event.

“What Mom L?? oh yeah, and I forgot to mention I have not been helping out much with photo shoots.”

The Kid Sage joins our pals The Kitties Blue from The Cat On My Head for their Sunday Selfie Blog Hop. ref=”nofollow”

Sunday Selfies Badge

Taaaaa—daaaaaa!! The Kid Sage (TKS)

tks april

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

HEAD BONKS, THE KID SAGE (TKS)

Does Feline Family Resemble Human Family?

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!

Now my lead question is a very serious one. I hope to hear from all my pals in comments if ANY of this following scenario every happens in your feline homes with two or more cats. Come on guys, fess up! Be honest in your comments. And tell me if your humans ever find bits of fur after such encounters.

*sigh* so very, very close

*sigh* so very, very close

The unexpected happens…

I can smell HRH Savvy—my fur family

I can smell HRH Savvy—my fur family

And then the inevitable—

Her tail keeps moving—I can't help myself

Her tail keeps moving—I can’t help myself

Who would have ever thought there would be the *hissssssssssssssss* of irritation and the look of violation??!!

SHE TOUCHED MY TAIL!! Mooooommm!! I'm telling!!

SHE TOUCHED MY TAIL!! Mooooommm!! I’m telling!!

And after TKS gets the time out—(meaning Dad P scoops her up and takes her away to the top of our bedroom tower)

I have a lotta work to do with TKS

I have a lotta work to do with TKS

I must ask, please tell me—does this ever happen in your home?

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

 

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