Savannah's Paw Tracks

Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

When Is A Lump Not A Lump?

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

While I was performing full time nurse duties for Mom L during her first two week home from hospital, I had to spend a good bit of time in our bed just to make sure she was warm and comfy and pain free. But as you can imagine, once in a while I just had to make that inevitable trip to the litter box. I never had to leave my duties to go eat, Dad P made sure if I was on duty then I received my meals in bed along with Mom L. Seemed perfectly normal to me, right?

Anyway, I made the litter box trip pretty quick this one time because I just knew Mom L needed me back quickly. She was restless. You can just imagine my shock when I jumped back on the bed to find this incredible LUMP right in front of me.

 

What the heck is that! It wasn't here when I left!

What the heck is that! It wasn’t here when I left!

I was very concerned that something had wormed its way under the covers with Mom L and I had no idea how dangerous it might be to her well being. It was a large lump under the quilt bedspread. That ‘other‘ very large lump on my left is, of course, Mom L’s leg hoisted high with an ice pack.

Back to the more important matter of that mysteriously appearing new lump under the covers. I sniffed, I poked…and still could not figure out what the heck it must be.

Let me nudge this lump. Hmmm...seems kind of soft

Let me nudge this lump. Hmmm…seems kind of soft

Still nothing from the lump. I was increasingly worried for Mom L’s safety.

What to do *wringing paws* Should I call for Dad P?

What to do *wringing paws* Should I call for Dad P?

And then that lump, that was NOT A LUMP, moved!!  It was TKS who had moved in while I was making my quick trip to the litter box. She inserted herself under the quilt bedspread hoping to take over MY nurse duties.

Harummppff! pfffttt! That TKS is just so annoying.

Harummppff! pfffttt! That TKS is just so annoying.

She climbed out, gave me a nod, and then left. Lucky for her because after giving her my back of disrespect I was gonna turn around and apply a little smacky paw. But then I reconsidered because I did not want to upset Mom L. She finally drifted off to sleep.

Paw Pats, Savannah

Are You A Bunny Kicking Cat or Woofie?

HEY HEY HEY!! THE KID SAGE HERE AGAIN TODAY!!

Lucky me! Lucky YOU! Mom L has more photos of ME she hasn’t used than of HRH Savannah. That means I get to share one of my most favorite games ever with you. In fact, I am the cat who taught HRH Savannah to play this game.

Now I believe this is NOT ONLY a game for us cats. I believe that our woofie pals play this game sometimes too. Be sure to let me know in comments if I am right about that, ok?

I just can’t get enough of my game called BUNNY KICK. I don’t even care if I play it with one of our toys OR just with our Nip N Nap mats or even a plain old floor rug.

My Bunny Kick moves are actually rather expert, don’t you think?

 

Smooshing the rug just right is important

Smooshing the rug just right is important

Sometimes I have to smoosh that rug over and over again.

*ummpff* *ripp, shred*

*ummpff* *ripp, shred*

Now you would think all that would ded it for sure. But not this particular time. I had to go back and really give a lot of extra bunny kicks to get that rug to lie down and be dedded.

*kick, kick, kick* Ha! Dedded ya!

*kick, kick, kick* Ha! Dedded ya!

Just to make sure the Bunny Kick game is finished I usually give that rug a couple of chomps as well.

One more good CHOMP and my work here will be done I think.

One more good CHOMP and my work here will be done I think.

I can play the Bunny Kick game all day and all by myself. Problem is, sometimes Mom L and Dad P think I am really going to cause some harm to that old rug. Seriously?

Oh Hi Dad P! You want some of this old rug for something?

Oh Hi Dad P! You want some of this old rug for something?

How do you play the Bunny Kick Game?

Head Bonks, Sage

peeEss Hiya, Savannah here.

This is STILL my blog and TKS knows it. See you on Wednesday

This is STILL my blog and TKS knows it. See you on Wednesday

And no. I am most certainly NOT giving my blog over to The Kid Sage. I will be back on Wednesday for sure and she will be where she belongs…in the background…heh…heh

Nurse Sage Has A Selfie

HEY HEY HEY!! THE KID SAGE HERE TODAY!!

I started my Nurse Sage duties as soon as Mom L came home last month from hospital. This photo is me, sitting on her chest, making her smile….right Mom?

Mom L's heart rate is normal...

Mom L’s heart rate is normal…

Mom L: “Yes Sage, you always make me smile.”

Head Butts, The Kid Sage

peeEss Savannah said I can link up to the gang over at The Cat On My Head for their Sunday Selfie Blog Hop. Be sure to click on the badge to transport over to see lots more way cool selfies.

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