Savannah's Paw Tracks

Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

Why Me???: Monday Meowsie News


This is a very deep question

This question has been on my mind for quite some time now.  You see, I was coming to peace with having to wait for over a year to have Mom L and Dad P finally find me at my former shelter.  I was patient, I waited and waited and waited until they were able to open their minds to my telepathic messages.  After careful review of all the humans who I could chose to be my guardians…I finally pointed my paw to them and Ceiling Cat asked me to just be patient, so I was.  And here I am, in my happy furrever home.

Well, clearly I was not careful enough with the mind blocks I set in place in Mom L and Dad P’s tiny human brains.  They somehow remained open to another cat’s telepathy…next thing I knew…The Kid Sage showed up.

What?…the bed moved…did you see the bed move??  I am trying to have a private little chat with my furriends…no privacy…not any more…none whatsoever…

My bed moved...she's back there isn't she?

My bed moved…she’s back there isn’t she?

She’s behind me on the bed…right???…MOUSES!!!

That's right look away from my royal purrsonage...

That’s right look away from my royal purrsonage…

*large sigh…rolls eyes*…this is sometimes just too hard.  It has taken simply MONTHS trying to shriek at her coach her about the many protocols in place…like “Never ever look at HRH Savannah directly…avert your glare gaze”.  Why, my poor throat is raw from having to use my hisser so much.  And I have all but lost my ability to project a proper growl toward her as my growler mechanism is now thoroughly hoarse.  Slow learning Kid for sure…sheesh

Did my bed just move again???…

That is OUR paper...Mom L's and MINE

That is OUR paper…Mom L’s and MINE

Who invited her to drop around to join Mom L and me reading our Sunday paper?  Dad P??? Did you do that?? Pllllhhhheeeesssseee tell me you didn’t tell her it was ok!!

And she is GLARING at me…I can feel her beady yellow laser stare…DAD!!! Tell her to stop staring at me or I’m gonna tell Mom!

See, see! This is the disrespect I have to put up with; why I never!

MOUSES!!! I just put my weary little head down…weary from having to glare stare her down…and she moves again!

You shall not pass Kid!!

You shall not pass Kid!!

Do you see that???  Huh, huh…do you???  She is making her sneaky move on my treats and my bestest, firstest most softest ever favoritest brushie!! NOT MY BRUSH!!!  Mine, mine…my precious!

You can see I am barely able to get a good hiss going there…I am so tired and my hisser is so sore.

Well, I have a final message for The Kid Sage…

This is for you Kid Sage...

This is for you Kid Sage…

Talk to the paw of destruction…just sayin’…

Paw Pats, Savannah

peeEss…please do not forget to hop over to join the fun at the auction my pals Alfie and Mollie are throwing for sweet Mabel’s memorial costs…Mabel’s Mum misses her terribly…and she is pretty short on the green papers to pay for the vet costs when she tried to help Mabel survive from bloat…click HERE to transport over and learn about the auction which STARTS TUESDAY!


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41 thoughts on “Why Me???: Monday Meowsie News

  1. I’m beginning to think you protest too much, Savannah! I think you almost like Sage now.

    P.S. It could have been a lot worse – they could have brought a dog home, BOL!!

  2. meowmeowmans on said:

    Whoa! Look how close you two are! Good progress, Sage and Savvy!

  3. Oh Sweet Savannah, we are so very very sorry you have to suffer so, but Sage is just trying to be friends with you……Ralphie finally gave in and we are good buddies, you might like her someday, I promise.

  4. Whoa! Look how close you two are! Is that Mom L’s legs between you? She’ll protect you even if Dad P was bad and told her it was OK to invade your space.

  5. These things do take time but you’ll get there… EVENTUALLY.


  6. Ho ho ho, she’ll get to you in the end 😀

  7. mollieandalfie on said:

    Now that KID is taking liberties Savvy Doll, creeping up on the bed with you.. Mawahwhhahwhhahaa xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  8. MOL Meez sowwy Savannah but bein’ da baby and havin’ a sisfuw dat didn’t wanna hav company meez unnewstands little Sage twyin’ tu ppush hers way in. MOL She’s will be yous besty and twust meez yous can blame evewfin’ bad on hers. sis Lexi dus. MOL Just watch out, hers will leawn dat look dat lets hers get away wiff evewfin’. 🙂 glad tu see yous weawin’ down.

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses


  9. Wethinks you doth protest too much!

  10. Yow me BRR Savannah me sharez yer pain deeplee…me wuud bee in fitz if another kitteh entered me Queendom; me Royale doe-main (wif da xcepshun of ya of coarse!!)
    As fer da Questshun “Why me?” dere iz no one answer….
    Yer pawentz leerned to use dere ESP n came to get ya n it must hab gott stuck open so dey herd Sage bettur…
    Me also finkz Dad P. wanted a kitteh of HIZ OWN ’cause ya iz yer Mum L’s fer shure..
    Wif dat beein said if onlee Sage wuud stay in her own roomz butt me finkz dat will nott happen…
    Me Mum’z Mum used to say, “If ya ignore sumkitteh long enuff, dey will go away..” Maybee try dat..maybee just maybee she will go hang out wif Dad P. n leeve ya in peece!!!
    ❤ Lub Nylablue ❤
    Pee ess: if fingz get too ruff just tellyport over here…we gotz enuff room fer another kittehgurl n me will NOTT bug ya! 😉

  11. But you two are on the same bed. Hissy or not, you’re getting closer all the time. (All right, we know it’s not by your choice, but still.)

  12. Seriously, Savvy…we think The Kid just wants to be furiends. Give it a try!

  13. Savannah and Sage, we just wanted to ask if Phineas has found a home yet? We have been purring for him.

  14. Savvy, you sure have your work cut out. It looks like the Kid is a bit slow on the uptake! OR maybe she’s just a very friendly sort! I think she might win you over 😉

  15. mariodacat on said:

    Oh Savvy, you poor thing. How dare they bring that cute little ruffin in to live with you. Not fair. he he – I has to say that Sage is pretty cute tho.

  16. I do think she just admires you so much sweet Savannah and distance learning is mighty tough!

  17. we cannnot wait when you’ll be reporting how comfy it is to snuggle to the kid on your beddy.

    Emma and Buster

  18. We have a feeling you’ll be snuggle buddies in no time!

  19. Oh, you just dislike her for show, now, that is evident. No brushed up fur, no spitting, no cowering … I am pretty sure you LIKE the patience with which Sage is trying to befriend you.

  20. poor you Savvy but you know she just wants to be friends with you?xxx Speedy

  21. Oh my both on the bed this is such a massive positive step 🙂 x

  22. Two Frwnch Bulldogs on said:

    You better make sure she knows who’s boss
    Lily & Edward

  23. You tell that Kid Sage, Savvy! How dare she mess with YOUR stuff especially your favorite, softest brushie. The nerve!
    *Cairn cuddles*

  24. Lol! Show her who’s boss! How dare those humans let her invade your space without even asking. At least it’s not a dog. Ours brought home a dog last year. Quite a shock, let me tell you!

  25. Keep up the training dear savvy! You have to stay firm. You’re doing a great job!

  26. Some kittehz just don’t understand plain talk. You have to get rough with them. You know what I mean?
    Sympathetically yours,

  27. OOooo look how close you two are to each other. Is this the start of something special?? I do hope so!!

  28. Savvy sweet are so patient….the young one has much to learn and hopes you will teach her…she has no need to fear you which is good for her….but a pain for you of least you have the Advanced Warning Mirror System there…imagine if you didn’t! it’s like a rear view mirror to keep an eye out for pesky tailgaters…which is kinda what Sage is 😉 hugs and loves and looking forward to Tuesdays Auction which will be a hoot and Sammy’s Teaser which will keep us guessing 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx

  29. It looks almost as if you two are becoming friends. That’s really nice Savannah, I miss having a sister cat, having a sister doggie isn’t quiet the same. ~Scylla

  30. I hold my breath as I saw you together so close. I’m so happy you are such a patient sister. That’s really a wonderful meowsie news to start in a good week!

  31. Savvy I think you’ve been SUPER patient with the Kid as she learns what she CAN and CAN’T do in your house…’ve taught her but she’s pushing the limits because she wants to be your friend. That’s what I think – she’s so happy to be there with you she just doesn’t “get” that you need your SPACE!!!!! Anyway, love the photos – the two of you look quite cute together though I must say……

    Hugs, Sammy

  32. I am amazed at your patience and acceptance, S. I mean why doesn’t The Kid just crawl up and cuddle with you for crying out loud! She’s almost close enough!! Oh well. It’s good to give the hisser and growler a rest sometimes and just grin and bear it. Or NOT grin and bear it…. Well done!

    Love and licks,

  33. spittythekitty on said:

    I hate to say this, my sweet darling girl, but you look completely unconcerned with that little upstart’s encroaching on your space. You look–dare I say it?–nearly unconscious! Blissfully relaxed?!!

    Do you need me come over and bat her around a little–you know, just for show?

  34. I am always having to tell Binga to talk to the paw… and she never listens!

  35. I’m pretty good bout toleratin Crockett – I don’t like him bitin my tail though!

  36. Oh Sav 🙂 you are just so sweet and ferocious!!!
    Letting Sage up on you bed!? I think k that’s great! I know you probably don’t, but I am hoping that shows at least some small level of comfort with the kid.
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  37. mistletoeandhitch on said:

    Oh Savannah, I hear your tune and I’m singing the the same song. It was bad enough when the Oranges arrived. But they were very young and training them wasn’t too bad. Then the grey and white menace arrived. He seems to think he’s in charge! Even after all this time, he still chases me! Of course, he looks terrible embarrassed when I refuse to run. Almost like it’s some game and he’s hurt I won’t play! My only advice is to be strong and conserve your hisser for the truly vile trespasses on your territory. For everything else, try to ignore the existence of this blight on paradise. And remember, keep your person off limits by remaining as close to them as possible at all times. This may require sleeping on some part of them, but if your human is busy oohing and awing over you, this Sage character will fine it more difficult to work her mind control tricks upon your humans.
    Good luck in your fight to protect what is, by rights, yours!

  38. Oh dear. Buddy used to rumble at Basil when he was younger and being naughty. The hoomans thought Basil would learn his place but he has ended up being top pig in the cage because Buddy got bored of trying to sort Basil out. Don’t give up the good fight!

    Happy Monday

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  39. S & S, this good progress and a scent exchange with the brush will help :-0

  40. The Swiss Cats on said:

    Time has changed Savannah… Kid Sage is growing up and becoming a bigger part of your life ! You behave purrfectly and with dignity in front of this invasion ! Purrs

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