HIYA!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!
The Kid Sage aka TKS is forever gonna be stoopified at how things work in life. We older kitties have come to learn that our humans simply cannot ask simple questions. For example—Mom L could have asked TKS this question: “why is your tail looking like it is two inches off the ground?”
TKS could have quickly been alerted to the fact that her tail was being held in an abnormal height and she would have known to check out ‘why’ it was doing that.
But no, no—Mom L asked “where are my car keys?” As if TKS would have a clue!!
No! I certainly have not seen your stoopid car keys!
I can’t blame TKS at all for feeling affronted by such a question. What the heck would she know about car keys and why would she care—right?!!
Hey guys? All Savvy’s readers out there—do you think I know where those stoopid car keys are?
See!! TKS reached out to all of my readers to double check and make sure she wasn’t missing a thing. Now I hope you will all chime in with comments to reassure her that Mom L’s questions was stoopid.
Sorry Mom L. No one knows where your stoopid car keys dashed off to
And there you have it. No kitty could answer Mom L’s questions honestly as Mom L was not specific enough. We all know that we kitties need specifics! Right? So let me know in comments if you have ever had to answer stoopid questions from your humans.
PAW PATS, SAVANNAH
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