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Does Feline Family Resemble Human Family?

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!

Now my lead question is a very serious one. I hope to hear from all my pals in comments if ANY of this following scenario every happens in your feline homes with two or more cats. Come on guys, fess up! Be honest in your comments. And tell me if your humans ever find bits of fur after such encounters.

*sigh* so very, very close

*sigh* so very, very close

The unexpected happens…

I can smell HRH Savvy—my fur family

I can smell HRH Savvy—my fur family

And then the inevitable—

Her tail keeps moving—I can't help myself

Her tail keeps moving—I can’t help myself

Who would have ever thought there would be the *hissssssssssssssss* of irritation and the look of violation??!!

SHE TOUCHED MY TAIL!! Mooooommm!! I'm telling!!

SHE TOUCHED MY TAIL!! Mooooommm!! I’m telling!!

And after TKS gets the time out—(meaning Dad P scoops her up and takes her away to the top of our bedroom tower)

I have a lotta work to do with TKS

I have a lotta work to do with TKS

I must ask, please tell me—does this ever happen in your home?

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

 

Paw Painting with a Schmousie

HIYA!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

As my long time readers know, I have posted my “Savannah’s Art” before. Unfortunately, Mom L deleted those photos and so I cannot send you to that blog post. But, thankfully, I, Savannah the Brainiac Cat can at least share the final paintings with you.

My 2013 Collection

My 2013 Collection

And—

My earlier work in 2013

My earlier work in 2013

Mom L was, unfortunately, not satisfied with my earlier works and so decided to give TKS an opportunity to see what she could do. The canvas is an iPad and the game is an iTunes App. So let me hear in comments how well you think TKS did with her first attempt at extemporaneous early art form.

I see you little schmousie

I see you little schmousie

And I know I need to test your ability to escape my Paw Power of Color (PPC).

*tap, tap, tap*

*tap, tap, tap*

Awww, now I know how to make you paint for me.

Gotcha!! *sqquuueeek*

Gotcha!! *sqquuueeek*

 

And now I wait—

You will be mine schmousie

You will be mine schmousie

Again, GOTCHA!!

You will leave a red splash on my painting

You will leave a red splash on my painting

See, I told you TKS is a masterful hunter of the colorful schmousie—

Come on schmousie, come back to my Paw Color Power

Come on schmousie, come back to my Paw Color Power

TKS , you have to give it to her, she has patience.

*whap* Gotcha!!

*whap* Gotcha!!

There you go, TKS is on it—she is gonna make the best ever Power of the Paw painting.

DONE!! PURRFECTO!!!

DONE!! PURRFECTO!!!

And there you have it, TKS has introduced her first ever Power of the Paw painting, Schmousie Hunting edition Number One. You will have to get your order in early to be able to grab even a signed print of this exquisite work.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

HEAD BONKS, THE KID SAGE

Wrinkle Free Cat Dryer

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I, HRH Savannah, would never ever not even once go hop into a human clothes dryer, no matter how warm. But my caution seems to cause TKS to do one of those “I dare you—even DOUBLE dare you” taunts.

The result—she is now a wrinkle free puddy-tat!

NICE! Very warm—I like it so far

NICE! Very warm—I like it so far

Thankfully TKS did a bit of checking about what the heck was going on with this new “Cat Warming Machine” she just discovered.

Nice view on this side—liking it so far

Nice view on this side—liking it so far

She at least has a NANOSECOND of caution built into her—though not nearly enough to help her at this point.

And another lovely view on this side—who kept this secret Cat Warming Machine from me??!!

Another view on this side—who kept this Cat Warming Machine from me??!!

At the last second, TKS begins to question her lack of caution about exploring the humans’ mechanical contraptions. And before you ask, I did not for one nanosecond want to prevent my precocious precious TKS from having this very special “AHA!!” moment.

Saavvvyyy??!!! What does "ON" mean????

Saavvvyyy??!!! What does “ON” mean????

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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