Feline Home Protection…MEOWWWWW
My day: short story…
have’ta get back down stairs for nom noms (dinner)
Sooooo…this morning..MOM off to gym…hmmmmmm…wonder what the heck she does there???
Anyways…just me and Dad…hangin’ out…I go into our bedroom…and OMC…can you believe!!???? THERE IS ANOTHER CAT ON MYYYYYY DECK!!!!!!!!!
So I let out this realllllyyy TOTALLY cool, very LOUD….YEOWWWLLLLLLL MEOWWWWL I WILL TOTALLY SHRED YOU DUDE!!!!!!!!!! …Kinda of sound….
No photos…Dad is too slow….but he capers down stairs…thinking like….holy moly or something like that ….maybe it might have been like “holy shooters????:…anyways….he comes running…
I am in our bedroom protecting our turf from…ya got it…as Mr Otis calls them…a Limbo Kitty from across the street. That cat always comes on MY deck hunting MY birds (wish I could…ummm errrr…aaaahhhh…not really…moving on…I hope…) so anyway…me and the orange Limbo Kitty do a stare down….I’m holding total eye contact….and he BLINKS first…what a bimbo!!! Yeah! Paw Pump!!! I WON….and off he goes….
well, maybe Dad kind’a helped out with his shouting and banging on the window….but…just sayin’…I was TOTAL CAT HOME PROTECTION TODAY!!! whoo hooo
So say I, Ms Machanista Cat….Savannah…
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