Monday Meowsie News…The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
HIYA!!! SAVANNAH HERE!!!
First the BAD…sorry if this information offends anyone…but Mom Linda made me put it in this post…(points paw at typist accusingly)…
Ok, ok…so I have only…ahem…koff, koff…ahhh…well ya know…gone #2 twice since my dental…that’s like one poo a week for two weeks. MOUSES!! Why do peeps seem to think that is a problem…serously! Given the stress they put me under…like 1) they leave, then leave gain…over and over…2) they continue to think I am going to eventually be OK with The Kid Sage…(seriously)…3) I have to be with the new pet sitter again!!…4) they have my first dental AND they secretly steal one of my catnine’s…WHAT DO THEY WANT???
OF COURSE I AM CONSTIPATED!!!…sheeeeesh….*pink embarrassed ears*
Now…THE UGLY…yup…you already know what is going to happen, right??…I have to get snatched up…Mom gets me this time…then takes me to the vet…and GUESS WHAT??…they discover I have poop stored up!!! WOO HOO!!!
Turn away if you don’t want to know the rest…no, seriously, I really mean it…turn AWAY!!!
Yes…I went to the Bad Place…they did their thing…no, I have NOT lost weight…but yes…I did …ahem…ahhhh…well….have a bitty bit of ‘back up’ in the poop tunnel….sorry…but that’s the truth….and now the REALLY UGLY...(looks over shoulder…whispers…enema…)
Now for the TOTALLY GOOD!!!…and so sorry but no photos…I was as surprised as Mom Linda…but when she brought me home…I eventually found my way to lying in front of the slider door in the living room…Mom…so concerned followed me…she talked sweetly to me…and, ummmm…and….ahhhh…
I COULD NOT HELP MYSELF!!!…I was so relieved to be home…I rolled onto my back…full tummy exposed…and raised my chin…and offered IT ALL TO MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAWSOME!! TOTALLY PAWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
I allowed Mom Linda to stroke my WHOLE TUMMY…from under my chin all the way down to my…ahhhh…”privates”…and back and forth for like about a whole TWO MINUTES!!!
She stopped because she did not want to “over step” my gracious allowance to such an intimate part of my personal being…but furriends…this was the first time I have ever…in TWO YEARS…been so vulnerable with Mom Linda…and I even allowed Dad Peter…later some, tho’ limited…freedoms with my special furs…
And that my furriends is my PAWSOME Monday Meowsie News!!!
Paw Pats, Savannah
peeEss…we worked so hard last weekend to visit EVERYONE we follow for at least 2-3 posts…and now we are behind again because…of course, the peeps are ‘working’…please, please don’t leave me…I will be back to a schedule when life does not overwhelm our furramily…and yes…The Kid Sage is still with us…MOUSES!!!


































