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22 Feb 2017
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Mysterious Car Keys and TKS

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

The Kid Sage aka TKS is forever gonna be stoopified at how things work in life. We older kitties have come to learn that our humans simply cannot ask simple questions. For example—Mom L could have asked TKS this question: “why is your tail looking like it is two inches off the ground?”

TKS could have quickly been alerted to the fact that her tail was being held in an abnormal height and she would have known to check out ‘why’ it was doing that.

But no, no—Mom L asked “where are my car keys?” As if TKS would have a clue!!

No! I certainly have not seen you stoopid car keys!

No! I certainly have not seen your stoopid car keys!

I can’t blame TKS at all for feeling affronted by such a question. What the heck would she know about car keys and why would she care—right?!!

Hey guys? All our readers out there—do you think I know where those stoopid car keys are?

Hey guys? All Savvy’s readers out there—do you think I know where those stoopid car keys are?

See!! TKS reached out to all of my readers to double check and make sure she wasn’t missing a thing. Now I hope you will all chime in with comments to reassure her that Mom L’s questions was stoopid.

Sorry Mom L. No one knows where your stoopid car keys dashed off to

Sorry Mom L. No one knows where your stoopid car keys dashed off to

And there you have it. No kitty could answer Mom L’s questions honestly as Mom L was not specific enough. We all know that we kitties need specifics! Right? So let me know in comments if you have ever had to answer stoopid questions from your humans.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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17 Feb 2017
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Friday Silly Photos

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Remember a couple of weeks ago I shared some important progress of mine that happens only at night? Well Mom L decided she would try for a photo of how relaxed I am sleeping up tight next to her. This is gonna be grainy cuz it kind’a pix-lated when we did some editing.

nana-at-night

And The Kid Sage never fails to provide equal opportunity for silly photos. Our house cleaning lady, Ms. Norma, was here on Wednesday and she laid her nice black sweater on the bench in Mom L’s office. Little did Ms. Norma know that the bench is TKS’ fave place to sleep so she can keep an eye on Mom L.

Now this photo for sure took some doing cuz Mom L didn’t even SEE TKS until she almost tossed something on top of her!!!

Black on black

Black on black

Do you have any silly photos? Feel free to share them in my comments!

PAW PATS,SAVANNAH

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30 Jan 2017
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The Kid Sage Invites Herself to Dinner

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

None of you are gonna believe this blog post, but it is a situation that must be shared. Now I know that you all know I never, ever get on the dining table, right?

Just hanin' out until dinner is served

Just hanin’ out until dinner is served

Oh wait, yeah—well there was that ONE time so don’t go gettin’ all specific on me, okay?

Moving right along, so try to keep up with the story and don’t get hung up on pawticulars. As I was saying, in general, I don’t get on the dining table but TKS, now that is another story. Why do you know that she actually expects to have a place set for her at the table!!???

Hey Dad, would ya mind cutting some of that chik-hen and dumping it on my plate?

Hey Dad, would ya mind cutting some of that chik-hen and dumping it on my plate?

TKS simply cannot ever avoid trying to join Mom L and Dad P for their evening meal if chik-hen is involved.

my plate is empty

And then she goes and gets all in a huff when someone tells her this is people food, not cat food!

WELL!! I never!! How rude to label food so I can't have it

WELL!! I never!! How rude to label food so I can’t have it

Of course, TKS just can’t let it go. She has to try one last time. And what little trick in her tool kit does she use? Why those great big glowing yellow gold eyes!

Really, you're telling me "no"???

Really, you’re telling me “no”???

Almost looks like she ever has a little hurt tear escaping her left eye. Sheesh. Gotta give TKS some credit though, she sure does know how to get her place at the table.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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