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The Kid Sage’s Secret

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Now first I want you all to just calm down. I didn’t know TKS was keepin’ a secret from me until just the other night. Mom L caught her in just the right lighting and KAZAAAAM! Out came the smart phone to capture the REAL TRUTH about TKS’ fur.

Now I know you all think of her as this sleek, lithe, sweet and funny black panfur cat. Black light the darkest part of the night. And yet even in the dark of night, in moonlight, that black panfur coat shines and glistens.

This is sunlight!

Well ok, ok—so that’s not really in the dark of night in moonlight. More like in the light of a late afternoon sun, but you get my meaning, right?

Anyway, TKS has been hiding, we suspect for sometime now, a deep secret about her true fur color. Mom L discovered this and was aghast! She yelled for me and I came running!!

They could hear you across the street for cat's sake! What do you want??!!

“They could hear you across the street for cat’s sake! What do you want??!!”

Mom L exclaimed “Look what I just discovered about your sister Sage’s fur color!” To which I had to reply—calm down! The Kid’s furs look just fine to me. All panfur black like the night and shiny—I don’t see a thing wrong with them. And by the way, I do not now nor ever have officially claimed TKS as my “sisfur”. Please keep that in mind.

Mom L shook her head and said you just aren’t looking close enough.

Well like yeah! Why would I wanna get any closer to The Kid? I mean sheesh, what does Mom L think I have been doing for going on three years now but tryin’ to keep my distance from The Kid!

So I moved closer just to appease Mom L. I started to check out The Kid’s furs with my nose first…can you believe it!!??? She tried to give me a smacky paw!! The nerve of that kid!

Moving on, I continued my scrutiny of her panfur furs and still couldn’t see what the heck was so disturbin’ to Mom L.

Finally Mom L points to TKS’ ear furs. She says can’t you see THAT??!!

I stepped even closer and holy cat!! Now I could see what was so mind numbing to Mom L! TKS is NOT AN ALL BLACK PANFUR!!! She has been keepin’ secret for all this time the fact that she has WHITE, I say WHITE ear furs inside her ears!! BOTH EARS!!

TKS' white furs are showing for all to see

TKS’ white furs are showing for all to see

So now I have to decide if I ought to be callin’ her a panfur anymore or maybe I outta call her a Tuxie? Or maybe a ZeeCat? Don’t zebras have white furs in their ears?? Hmmmm…this is a tough one. Maybe she’s a Tuxie ear fur panfur cat? What do you guys think? What color is TKS really???

Do you think if there ever is a Black Panfur Cat Club they would even allow her to join??

PAW PAT, SAVANNAH

What Does TKS Dream?

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!

I have a question for you, my dear loyal readers. You know that from time to time I have posted The Kid Sage aka TKS in many of her silly explorations. The one I can always count on is her obsession with the lid on the litter boxes every single time Dad P cleans them to replace our litter. What is it with her and those litter box lids? Na’ mean??

No litter needed

TKS seems to continue to believe that the litter box lid is supposed to actually “DO” something all by itself. Whatever do you suppose she dreams it will do?

Wow! I bet this baby can really pick up some speed!

Wow! I bet this baby can really pick up some speed!

You don’t think TKS dreams that she is in some sort of actual vehicle, do you?? Holy cat! I never thought about her actually believing that litter box lid could “move” on its own.

Naw, no way—I know TKS is a silly kid, but seriously, she is, after all my fur sib and I, Savannah the Cat, have had her under my careful tutelage for some two plus years now. She can’t be that off her rocker, right?

I have noticed that lately she has been wanting to get into my steampunk lab and workshop.

Savvy tinkering_post wm

But I keep that hidden and have never let her know the secret location. And for sure I know I never meow in my sleep. I have plans in progress, ya know?

Savvy has plans

 

Oh well, she dream all she wants. But like they say, be careful what ya ask for…heh…heh!

sage dreams of space

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

PeeEss—UPDATE #MOMMAKAT  The update is not positive. She is still searching. Please if you know anyone who lives in the USA let them know there is a gorgeous tuxie ladycat whose life has been only  struggle after struggle and who is desperate to give her love and cuddles to a forever family. Mom L is working on creating a very special HOPE CHEST for Momma Kat to take to her new home. If you know of any brands who might be willing to donate any of the following, or anything at all, please let Mom L know at rodgerslcr at gmail dot com

  • three to six months wet food supply
  • bundle of toys (after all she is only two!)
  • three months litter supply
  • litter box and related items
  • water fountain
  • food dishes free from whisker fatigue
  • cat scratchers
  • cat bed
  • cat tree

Thanks to the  moon and back to all of you who have so graciously and kindly been consistently promoting #mommakatssearch for her forever home. I will be starting another push as soon as I have some items in her HOPE CHEST.

Please, will you SHARE SHARE SHARE this blog post about Momma Kat?  USE THIS HASHTAG WHEREVER YOU SHARE MOMMA KAT’S SEARCH.

#mommakatssearch

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Purrs to all for helping #mommakatssearch

Goofus Doofus TKS

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!

Dear readers, your wishes have been granted. I am allowing my doofus sisfur The Kid Sage to be the center of attention in this blog post.

You are clamor for more of her when she shows up, so as always, my readers’ wishes are my command—sometimes.

TKS does have a “nose” for the finer things in life such as clean laundry.  While I, on the other paw, am drawn to the more fragrant aromas of—well…ahem…koff, koff…OK!! I admit it! I am drawn to that human attire that has that subtle, yet pungent hint of salt—and maybe a touch of Chardonnay? Oh wait, sorry—I meant to say that “subtle hint of bourbon”—as I am referring to Dad P’s clothes, not Mom L’s.

ahhh...the aroma, the heady smell of Dad P

ahhh…the aroma, the heady smell of Dad P

Moving on, TKS was caught red paw having a field day snuffling, pawing and even chomping—never once did she “inhale”—Dad P’s fresh clean gym clothes.

Ahhh...now this is just how I like Dad P's gym clothes...clean

Ahhh…now this is just how I like Dad P’s gym clothes…clean

Unfortunately for TKS, she was caught once again, red pawed, attempting to alter the way Dad P’s clean gym clothes are put together—aka she started to chomp rather than snuffle.

Oh look, I can sink my toofies into this!

Oh look, I can sink my toofies into this!

And then the unbelievable happened and TKS allowed it all to be caught on video.

IF that wasn’t enough, the goofus doofus TKS had the audacity to try for her “innocent” look once she was caught red pawed!

What? Me? Nope, not at all. I was just admiring the color

What? Me? Nope, not at all. I was just admiring the color

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

The Kid Sage is participating in the 2016 Black Cat Appreciation Day. Black cats totally ROCK! Goofus Doofus or not—they still rock the cat world!

black cat appreciation day 2016

 

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