Flirty Cat Routine…
Hiya Savannah Here!!!
All you cats know this routine, and I suspect some of you dogs do too….it’s what we do when we wanna sort’a flirt with or preen for our peeps. ooohhh…come’on you guys…you know we ALL DO THIS!!!
Especially when we want more attention…or I have heard some cats and dogs do this routine when they know they have commited an error and wanna try to make up or even (GASP!!) cover up…I, of course, don’t ever do anything I must cover up…(whispers behind paw, ‘that’s because I am too scared”)
Mom walks in the bedroom…I am on the bed…she does that little stupid thing I can’t resist…yup, she starts singing to me…
…Mom?…oh, hi!…awww…that sounds so soft….and nice….mmmm….
…oh shucks!!!…now she is singing “Little girl…whirly girl……” (so naturally, I whirl around..)
…”little twirly pearly girl”…oh cat!…she thinks I am all pearly like….see my white??…oh gosh…sniff, sniff…must clean….!!!!!!
…ick!…it must have been my toesies that smelled weird!…lick, lick, lick…”little girl….”
…”whirly girl…”…oh, no…look at that hind foot!!…what a mess!…
…”little twirly pearly girl”…AIIEEEYIYIYI…gotta get into my Rabbit Splits yoga postion to get to the back of this foot…chew, chew, bite, bite…ewwww nasty!!!…..
…got the toesies and the footsies…oh no…it’s the chest…ummppffff…can’t quite reach with my tongue…a little help here PUUUUHHHLEASE!….
…”little twirly whirly girl”….awww…I gotta get my face clean for Mom..she is singing so nice to me…mmmffff…behind the ears…
…Oh My Cat!!!…just look at that tail!!..there must 5 hairs out of place!…I must have order in my tail!!!…nudge, shove, lick, lick….
…ok, there…I feel much, much better…such hard work keeping all my lush fur tidy and in place…aaahhhh..what?..Oh no!!!….
…another piece got messed up…it’s so untidy…lick, lick…
…”little girl, whirly girl…”…oh hi Mom!…You still there?…gee, I never noticed…how’s this for my ‘look cute’ shot??….
….OR..I can do even better…”little twirly, pearly girl”….did ya get this one???….
Paw pats, Savannah
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