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08 May 2017
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I Got It! I Think I Got It?

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

My purple super cat flying cape has been begging me to take it out for a spin. No matter how long I keep watching for something to happen so’s I can fly to the rescue, nothing appears that draws me to ramp up my super flying cape.

Heck, I’m just gonna lie down here and see if something pops into my head. A few crinkle and crackle noises later—Nope, nothing popping anywhere here. Not my head, toes, tail—nothing at all. How am I gonna explain to my super flying cape there’s nowhere for me to fly?

“HEY!! Who tickled my tummy?? What in Ceiling Cat’s name is going on under me and my super flying cape! Come on you hidden tickler, show yourself! What did you say? You aren’t gonna show up??!! Fine by me my little tickler, you are gonna have to suffer my mighty smack down paws!”

Kerwhap! Whop! Slap! Thunk!

Lightning speed smack down paws

“Gotcha you sneaky imp!” Ummmm—now I’m not so sure which paw caught the little sneak. Heck, I’m not even sure “what” that sneak actually is!

What did my mighty smack down paws catch?

It’s up to you my readers to tell me which paw caught my sneaky tickler AND what or who is the tickler’s identity. I won’t lift a paw until I hear from you.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

pEEeSS—for those of you who join The Cat On My Head’s Sunday Selfie Blog Hop, you might recognize my Sunday Selfie. Mom L was able to crop my face from one of these photos. Gotta luvluvluv online photo editing. And no, Mom L didn’t do a single thing to alter the color of my eyes. Seriously

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01 May 2017
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Monday Fun Day

HIYA!!   SAVANNAH HERE!!!

Savannah: “What’s that you asked Mom L? Oh, you want me to keep an eye on The Kid Sage while you are out gettin’ some stuff for your new monitor. Why sure, I can do that, no problem.

That monitor sure arrived in a might big box don’t ya think?”

Picture of innocence

The Kid Sage aka TKS: “Hey Mom L, can I play around in this way cool humongous big box while you are gone? I promise to not bug HRH Savannah if I can hang out in this box, ok?”

Humongous box

Savannah: “Well I must say—those Fed Ex folks are certainly punctual. I only called them about ten  minutes ago and there they go with my special humongous package I am sending to Tasmania—or was that TKSmania???”

What’cha mean HRH Savannah? You think I need more bubble wrap?

Savannah: “Yep, there goes that humongous package !”

Send off!!

Savannah: “Hmmm—I wonder if Mom L will notice her humongous monitor box is gone?”

What would my readers do if they had a humongous box to use?? Heh…heh…heh

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

 

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24 Mar 2017
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Friday Memes Just for YOU!

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

I am startin’ to run outta photos so if any of my readers have recent fun photos of your pet human companion animals, send them to me. I will happily turn them into a meme! Ya know, just sayin’…

First up, as is only proper, ME! Seriously kitty pals, what human can ever expect us kitties to eat from the *shudders* floor? Clearly we are meant to dine where and when we please, correct?

The Kid Sage, aka TKS, on the other paw has far more deeply felt emotions to deal with, don’t you think?

Do you share her belief? No other kitty wants to lick another kitty’s paw?? Ever???

And of course our pal from The Kitty Platoon continue to supply us with unbelievable insight into their strange unique furramily.

I always appreciate hearing from you in comments which of the memes helped you get your smile on for the day.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

PeeEss—paw the badge to check out all the super duper finalists in all the Nose-to-Nose Award categories. #BlogPaws

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