Oh Cat!!! They’re Here!!!!!!!
It’s true, it’s true!!!…I can’t believe this is happening in California now!!
Remember, this last week, May Ling, over at Katnip Lounge, told this story about the marauding Pincing Pincers…these Pincing Pincers attacked May Ling, Johnny, Grayce, Maui, Rupert and Sccouty (he stared them down, and Johnny moved in to help, whew, thank cod!)
Finally, they attacked Mommy Trish!!! HORRIBLE TO WATCH!!!
Then, just when Katnip Lounge thought all was safe ‘cuz Mommy Trish vanquished (vocab builder) the Pincing Pincers….OH COD!!! They had spawned whilst left on their own…
Where would they go next….AIIIIEEEEEEYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIII….THEY”RE HERE!!!!!!
…right there…in front of me…trying to invade my Safe Spot!!! OH COD OH COD!!!!…what to do, what to do…NONONONO!!!…they are opening!!!….pant, pant, pant…
…CAN YOU SEE!!! They made Mom hold their tail!!! She is trying to pull it away from my head…puff, puff…shiver, shiver…
OOOOWWWWWWW!!!!…no, no…it is grabing my head!! Mom, Mom…get Dad!!! Dad, Dad…come help!!! THE NEVADA PINCING PINCERS ARE HERE!!!!!
…Efurryone, be afraid…be very, very afraid!…they spawned in Nevada…then migrated to California…no telling where in the world they will show up again, and again, and again….
Dad saved the day…he grabbed them and threw them out the window…hmmmmmm…wonder what that plant food will do for their incessant (vocab builder) spawning….ooohhhhh…not good, not good….
Paw Pats, Savannah
PeeEss…we are safe now…but the rest of you…well, no telling…….just sayin’….



































