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Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

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NO NO…NOT NAIL DAY!!!

OH MY CAT!!!  THEY DID IT!!

Can you believe…I’m just lying there being real nice…letting Dad pet me…

…then WHAM!! He nabs me!

Mom comes over looking realllly determined????  What is happening!!!

And I give my hiissssssss…then a grrrrrrr…Mom says “no missy”…WHAT!!! NO! TO ME!!! The LOVE of her LIFE!!!

Well…ya know what comes next I guess…yep…all that time I spent over last month sharpening…grooming…cleaning…all for nuttin’…

…so I am pouting…

I am too traumatized to say  more…Savannah…

No Play No Sleep…Training 101

CAN YOU BELIEVE…NO PLAY YESTERDAY!!!
BUSY BUSY BUSY…AND NOW TODAY SAME…HARRRRUUMMPH!

Okay Okay Okay…I know….huMom and huDad are “bbbbzzzzzyyyy!”  yeah yeah!  Wellll….me to!  I have lots to say…lots to do…and NO ONE  around so I can chanel my thoughts and have MY BLOG kept updated!!! Seriously!!!

Yep, ya got it…I got back last night!  Hmmmmmmm….they want to sleep…hmmmmm I want to play (‘cuz no one played with me all day yesterday)…sssseeeewwwwwww…I wanted it, now they got it!  I’m Playin’ and it is not daylight out…no sireeeeeee…….

2 AM last night…(I  know the time ‘cuz Mom told Dad”…I decided enuff is enuff…I wanted to play….so here’s my action:

  1. run down wood hallway, through family room, kitchen, dining room , living room…pounding my paws as hard as I can (remember I have the big butt thingy going on) to make lots of noise
  2. repeat about 7 times
  3. now…do same…only go into entry way, up stairs in to Mom’s office (more wood) then back down
  4. repeat 3 times
  5. now…do steps 1 and 3 combined…sort of like “catlympics” Mr Otis http://cultofotis.wordpress.com/ ( talks about…ONLY ADD…YOU GOT IT…run into our bedroom…across Dad and Mom then do the wheely thingy and go back out…
  6. chasing the hard pink jingle ball down the wood hallway allllllll the way into the family room
  7. repeat once
  8. WHEW!  DONE!  Hop into bed, snuggle up tight and close to Mom…hmmmmm…why is the bed moving….hmmmmmm…is she laughing?…..NO WAY…SERIOUSLY…NAW…she’s too old too tired to be anything other than commatose at this hour….RIGHT??!!

Ahhhh…a good night’s work…and…

…more of the same tonight ‘cuz everybody was way to bbbbeeeezzzzyyy today for ME!

JUST SAYIN’….more tomorrow

PS…at least they feed me…sigh…tears…pout…snnnnoorre…ppuurrr…

Savannah

Feline Home Protection…MEOWWWWW

My day: short story…

have’ta get back down stairs for nom noms (dinner)

Sooooo…this morning..MOM off to gym…hmmmmmm…wonder what the heck she does there???

Anyways…just me and Dad…hangin’ out…I go into our bedroom…and OMC…can you believe!!????  THERE IS ANOTHER CAT ON MYYYYYY DECK!!!!!!!!!

So I let out this realllllyyy TOTALLY cool, very LOUD….YEOWWWLLLLLLL MEOWWWWL  I WILL TOTALLY SHRED YOU DUDE!!!!!!!!!! …Kinda of sound….

No photos…Dad is too slow….but he capers down stairs…thinking like….holy moly or something like that ….maybe  it might have been like “holy shooters????:…anyways….he comes running…

I am in our bedroom protecting our turf from…ya got it…as Mr Otis calls them…a Limbo Kitty from across the street.  That cat always comes on MY deck hunting MY birds (wish I could…ummm errrr…aaaahhhh…not really…moving on…I hope…) so anyway…me and the orange Limbo Kitty do a stare down….I’m holding total eye contact….and he BLINKS first…what a bimbo!!!   Yeah!  Paw Pump!!! I WON….and off he goes….

well, maybe Dad kind’a helped out with his shouting and banging on the window….but…just sayin’…I was TOTAL CAT HOME PROTECTION TODAY!!!  whoo hooo

So say I, Ms Machanista Cat….Savannah…

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