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17 Feb 2016
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Food Hog, She’s At It Again

HIYA!!  SAVANNAH HERE!!!

As you may recall, I have outed my creepy dear pushy sweet sisfur The Kid Sage about her food addiction a couple of times or so. Actually, I could do that on a daily basis, but why bore you with such repetitive behavior?

Look at that food!!!

Look at that food!!!

Truth be told, I could not complete my promised post…from last Wednesday…even today. Yes, I am buying time my pals, seriously buying time. I have spent hours, and hours out in the field using all my FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) Secret Agent skills.

This field work i shard on my paws!

This field work is hard on my paws!

I believe I may have the last evidence to PROVE for all what Mom L has been up to lately. She thinks she can hide it from me, but as you all know, my investigative skills have long been honed during my many AdventurCat mysteries. I, Savannah, the Brilliant Steam-punk Feline Scientist , do not lack in proper skills to lead me to exactly what Mom L has been up to; enough said about that, right?

Brilliant Steam-punk Feline Scientist

Brilliant Steam-punk Feline Scientist

Moving on. I offer to you, today on my blog, something to provide both entertainment and  a small challenge. Hopefully this will keep your minds’ occupied until I can complete my final investigative work and report back for all to know this Friday, February 19, just what Mom L has been up to, which, may I say, clearly involves OTHER CATS!!!

QUESTION: Did The Kid Sage, aka Food Hog, actually receive any food from that human paw fork? And if YES, what did she snag receive.

Yummy!! This is gonna be so fab!

Yummy!! This is gonna be so fab!

I so anticipate your clever investigative assumptions about just what The Kid Sage scored from Mom L’s plate.

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

PeeEss…I found this,

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…on the floorboard of a vehicle I recently investigated associated with Mom L’s activities, what do you suppose it means?

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08 Feb 2016
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How ‘Not’ to Get What You Want

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!

Have you ever tried a tactic on your human to get something you wanted. You know what I mean; like doing the ‘soft eye’ thing or the ‘cute roll over with a half body twist and love eyes’? Sometimes I think I am losing my touch when I execute my tried and true maneuvers to get Mom L to do stuff I want her to do. Like just the other day, I had been lounging for a while on our bed after it was made. I had my usual two small breakfasts and was thinking a third might be pretty good.

savvy starts to flirt 1

Now don’t you think that was a great, flirty look…not too eager…appealing…sweet…

savvy flirts 2

Now that caught me off guard as you can see by the expression in my eyes. Was she gonna bust me just as I was getting my best ‘Get What I Want’ looks going.

Mom L: “I know what you are wanting Savvy. You can’t fool me with those ‘soft green eyes’ and ‘cute paws’ look.”

savvy caught

And then another thought over road all my intentions and needs…

savvy needs to get up

Yeah, those attempts to get that third brekkie were overtaken by what I suddenly realized was a far more urgent need…na’mean?

So how do you Get What You Want??

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

PeeEss…remember I have begun my Feline Investigation into the what, why and where of all the strange smells Mom L has been bringing home? Well, I did some field work and you are gonna be the first to get the ‘inside scoop’ on my blog this Wednesday. Don’t be the last to know what I have learned so far.

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03 Feb 2016
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Bird TV with The Kid Sage

HIYA! SAVANNAH HERE!!!

First allow me to apologize to my buddies over at Trout Towne Tabbies. I know how much you all hate ‘burds’…but hey, TKS needs her entertainment. So my pals, move on and fur’git’abut’it!

TKS has only recently discovered that Mom L and Dad P have finally managed to attract BIRDS to our barren, cement back patio. WOO HOO I say!

Are they here for brekkies?

Are they here for brekkies?

And The Kid Sage says MEOW!

Meeeooowww...*chatter chatter*

Meeeooowww…*chatter chatter*

TKS could hardly contain her tail whipping about as she watched this special Bird TV channel.

Cannot allow those burds to see me move...

Cannot allow those burds to see me move…

Finally, she shifted her eyes…just once…to make sure she was seeing what she was seeing…

Are they all must for ME??!!

Are they all just for ME??!!

*sigh*  TKS is so self centered…she thinks those burds just showed up all for her enjoyment…but then again…her burd TV viewing spot was not so bad…

So close and yet so far...and then there is this glass...sigh

So close and yet so far…and then there is this glass…sigh

PAW PATS, SAVANNAH

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