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24 Aug 2012

Friday Fun Foto Bombs!!!

Hiya! Savannah Here!!

I thought you might enjoy another Friday Fun Foto Bomb Exhibit…at Mom’s expense, of course!!! MOL!!

It took me a while, but I managed to dig up several fotos where she has totally messed up capturing all parts of my lovely body.

In particular…in most of these I am either tail-less completely…or…perhaps worse…she hacks off part of my tail!!!

What is with that??? Is it intentional to embarrass me??? Or is she just a lousy fotographer??? You decide and let us know with your comments….

Here we go….first up…yeah, well I have a tail here, but please notice…I have NO HEAD!!…but she certainly got her human hand in the foto…what’s with that????…like who wants to see that???

…now I have a partial tail…but she certainly manages to get a fotoie of her sweet little hand again!…but me, I get a partial tail…great!…

…now I am missing my tail and part of my butt…sheesh…woman!!!…have some mercy here…

…PURRFECT!!!! Great shot of my butt…but again…TAIL-LESS!!!…I look like a tail-less fat rat!…embarrasssssssssing!!!…

…awwww…what a lovely human hand!!..HA!…Not!…I, of course, once again…have not tail…

…now you migh think…oh, no, this is definitely not a foto bomb…well…check out what I am missing yet again…go on, check it out…what’s missing???…I’ll give ya 3 guesses and a hint to help…the missing appendage starts with the letter “t”!

Ok, there you are…clear proof…my Mom more often than not plays FOTO BOMBS AWAY with me as the loser…she can make me look so cute and playful and sweet…and she can make me look so….ummm…what is it….what to call it…oh, yeah…she can make me look so INCOMPLETE!!

Hope your Friday is a Friendly one and filled with FUN…

Paw pats, Savannah

Posted in Mental Recovery, Savannah's Life Experiences and tagged adopt adult cat, cat humor, cat photo, cat recovery, scared cat, shelter rescue cat, trust

27 Jul 2012

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LOL’d by Miss Wendy AND An Award…WOO HOO!!

OH MY CAT! WHAT A DAY I HAD THURSDAY!!

Savvy: “Mom…was that only yesterday???”

Mom: “Yes Savvy, it was only yesterday”

First, I had my humongous PurrPrise announcement and introduction of my OFFICIAL CHAMPION JETTY!!

Second, yesterday was HOOVER DAY here, and I had to keep moving from room to room to find a quiet spot…

Third, just before my left paw (remember, I am a lefty) hit the “PUBLISH” button on my CHAMPION JETTY post…I heard my email dingy bell sound…

…and Fourth …there was an email from Miss Wendy telling me to check out her bloggy, Wendy’s LOL Spot! And THERE I WAS…LOL’D BY WENDY!!!

Now, that was some Thursday, huh???!!! Just in case ya didn’t see my INITIATION by Miss Wendy…be sure to visit her blog post from yesterday. She said some very nice things about me…then…welllll…errrrrr….ummmm…she like basically ROASTED ME!!!

Mom laughed so loud…Auntie Shannon, who not only cleans for us on HOOVER THURSDAYs but she also stays with me when Mom and Dad do ‘get-a-ways’…anyways…Auntie Shannon could hear Mom over the HOOVER noise!!!

Auntie Shannon and Mom decided I should post their favorite picks from Miss Wendy’s LOL Spot and we had Dad pick one too. So, here they are…

…Mom totally luvd this one!!…

…Dad thought this one showed off how cute I am and he says I am a teeny bit of a diva…

…Auntie Shannon lost it over this one…she is young…like 27….fart jokes are still funny to her…MOL…

…after such an incredible day…this was the photo Mom took of me…upside down in my office bed…window open…nice cool breeze…..I was exhausted!!!!…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ONE MORE THING…I RECEIVED AN AWARD!!!

My San Francisco Bay Area pal, Spitty, from Spitty Speaks, gave me the BLOG ON FIRE award last week!!! How cool is that! I do already have this award…but just knowing that Spitty thinks my bloggy is pretty HOT, HOT, HOT…makes me blush a bit…and I truly appreciate his thoughtfulness…thanks Spitty!!

I think I am supposed to tell ya stuff about me…but I have already done that…But I do want to pass this award forward to 3 blogs I appreciate lots.

The Chronicle of Woos, I really smile efurry time I visit these guys, Phantom, Ciara, Lightning and Thunder! And their post yesterday proves that for Miss Lightning, pay back can be oh so “cool”…go visit and see why!

Jazz Cat Jay, who has been a pal of mine since we both started to blog…he is just one great cool cat…and he has been pawsome in adjusting to his new sister, Miss Satchie (who is my adopted niece…purrrs)

Miss Scylla of Alasandra, The Cats and a Dog…I luvluvluv Miss Scylla. First, her name is so lovely…and she is an inspiration to me…and I just like walking in her garden with her.

Hope you will go visit these 3 blogs if you haven’t already.

Paw Pats, Savannah

Posted in Mental Recovery, Savannah's Life Experiences and tagged adopt adult cat, cat humor, cat photo, cat recovery, scared cat, trust

14 Jul 2012

44 Comments

Another Secret…No One Suspected

You may recall, I ended my post yesterday with a bit of a teaser, saying…

“You are totally not going to wanna miss this one…I am going to “open my fur coat” as we cats say (we don’t do kimonos)…and share a secret, a never before witnessed hidden pleasure in which I often indulge…just sayin’…you are gonna wanna see this…emmmhmmm!”

I have thought a lot about revealing my secret. If my former shelter caretakers thought I did not like to play, HA!, then they will be totally gobsmacked (vocab builder) to learn my secret…

Of course I am not the first cat to reveal a secret in a bloggy post.

CC, over at Katnip Lounge, quietly revealed he has a secret in his June 21 post…he let it slip past his lips that “if Mommy spanks my bottom I’m in heaven“…I meowed out to Mom…”OH THE SHOCK OF IT!!! A SPANKING CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”…I was stunned….ahem…sort’a

The video reveals it all…my fur coat is open…paws covering eyes, shaking head, low moaning…soft mewing…OH COD! I can’t help it….I just luvluvluv it!!!!!!!!!!!…(peeEss…ya might not want cats younger than a year watching this video, not rated yet…)

…Listen closely…

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YES…YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!! CC IS NOT THE ONLY SPANKING CAT BLOGGING!!! I am proud to have such company as CC…this is nothing for any of us to be embarrassed about!! (sorry about the pink starfish shot, Mom couldn’t move fast enough to avoid it…blushing…)

Miss Bernadette over at The Creative Cat shared with me that she uses the Fab Four’s butts like a set of bongo drums…so there!

I showed you only PART of my morning ritual with Mom yesterday…getting my special scritches…after that…Mom alternates between spanking out a tune on my butt, to doing our “bouncy butt” routine where she bounces my butt up and down from the top…then she goes back to spanking little tunes…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…nice…sigh…

(waving paw in front of face)…whew…glad I got that one off my tail…so to speak…I would like to invite any of you cats or dogs or guinea pigs, etc., out there…to leave a comment on my post if you also share CC’s and my luv of getting spanks from our peeps…no harm…no shame…no foul

…just sayin’…

Paw Pats, Savannah