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06 Jul 2012

Just A Little Hic-Up!!!

I am late, I am late, and I am totally stressed!!!….no post out for today!!! and it is already 6PM PDST!!!

Oh Cat!! Oh Cat!!!

…ok, ok…maybe “stresseed” is too over the top….but I am so concerned about ~~my blog posts~~ Mom…(notice my lovely diamond white whiskers??…strokes them lovingly…soft purrrrr)…

…errrrrr…ummmm…Ok,Ok…so here’s the deal…(cups paws to mouth, whispering soft meowwwwwwwwwww)…

…stuff happens…we don’t know why it does, when it will or how we will cope…but there ya go…this is what is happening…

One: We are having serious computer problems, probably a bug (yummmmm) in our IE browser…not good, not good…every time I ask Mom to visit another blog I luvluvluv…the screen goes black…ooopppsss!

Two: Mom is having a little minor out patient surgery tomorrow, Friday, on her middle finger of her right hand…yup, she is both right handed AND she is a touch typist…totally necessary for someone of my ~~incredible~~ meager ability in writing (yawnnn…)…

No big deal on the little surgery thingy…no, no…seriously efurryone…not a problem…leans over to Mom..”‘right?…go ahead and tell them…no problem…ok, you can speak to them directly…go on Mom…”

Mom…”aiiiiieeeeeyiyiyi!!!!!!!!!!!! I am TOTALLY SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!”

Savannah…”oooookkkkkayyyyy…that’s it for Mom…she will be fine, totally fine…right Dad?

Dad…”ohhhhhhhh noooooo…who will take dictation from Savvy??? I don’t know how to use WP!!!!………ok, ok….I am fine now Savvy…sigh…”

That’s it from us…Mom has tried to plan ahead…but if I don’t stop around to visit for a couple of days…please forgive ~~Mom~~ me..she has lots on her plate…errrrrr…ummmm….”Mom, are ya gonna eat all of that?…pass over the leftovers, ‘kay??”

Pee Ess…a HUGE SHOUT OUT for my BIG GUY JETTY!!! YOU TOTALLY ROCK!! THANKS TO YOU AND MOM LORI FOR OFFERING TO TAKE MY DICTATION…later you guys, Dad will shout out if he needs help with WP…LMTO!!!!

Paw pats, Savannah

Posted in Savannah's Life Experiences and tagged adopt adult cat, cat humor, cat recovery, scared cat, trust

10 May 2012

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Dad, I’M Minding My Own Business…OK?

Ok, so I am just hangin’ out in my fave new nap place…my fort I showed you Tuesday. Anyway, I hear Mom tell Dad (she was headed for the gym)…she said “try to get ‘her’ to move, play with her, she can’t stay in that fort all day”…

WHAT? Why can’t a cat nap in its fave fort all day? Why do Mom and Dad have to interfer with my day? Ooohhhhhhh…I get it….this is part of my ‘fitness recovery’ process…got it! Don’t like it, but got it!

So Dad tries hard to get me out of my fort, but his attempts are a bit lame…

…now I try really hard to tell him with my look “Dad, I’m not movin’!!!”…

He laughs, I laugh…and then he figures out he lost that round…and he leaves me to my fort nap. Score one for the cat…high paws! paw pump!!

Catcha later, Savannah

Posted in Fitness Recovery, Savannah's Life Experiences and tagged cat humor, cat nap, cat photo, cat recovery, trust

21 Apr 2012

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HELP! I Need Blanket Techniques!

Hey All…you know I outed myself as a “BLANKET CAT”…right?! And I have shown you me as a lump in some photos. Well, Mom took a bit of a liberty with me when I was tryin’ to get under on my own…I usually let them help me by holding the blankie up and pretending there are mice in bed…then I dive under and pretend to lose the mice…and I just sort’a fall asleep.

Weellllll….I tried to do it myself and it wasn’t pretty…

yup!!! That’s my butt and tail hangin’ out there for all to see…no hiding it! I couldn’t get the blankie to let me all the way in.

Then I turned around and it still didn’t work out so good…

Now here I am looking out…I know they can see me…and of course…here comes the dreaded camera!

So for all my furriends who read this blog…please, please, please…if you have better techniques for getting under the blankie ALLLLL THE WAYYYYY…tell me!

Thanks, paw pats, Savannah