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Autobiography of a Former Shelter Cat

No Play No Sleep…Training 101

CAN YOU BELIEVE…NO PLAY YESTERDAY!!!
BUSY BUSY BUSY…AND NOW TODAY SAME…HARRRRUUMMPH!

Okay Okay Okay…I know….huMom and huDad are “bbbbzzzzzyyyy!”  yeah yeah!  Wellll….me to!  I have lots to say…lots to do…and NO ONE  around so I can chanel my thoughts and have MY BLOG kept updated!!! Seriously!!!

Yep, ya got it…I got back last night!  Hmmmmmmm….they want to sleep…hmmmmm I want to play (‘cuz no one played with me all day yesterday)…sssseeeewwwwwww…I wanted it, now they got it!  I’m Playin’ and it is not daylight out…no sireeeeeee…….

2 AM last night…(I  know the time ‘cuz Mom told Dad”…I decided enuff is enuff…I wanted to play….so here’s my action:

  1. run down wood hallway, through family room, kitchen, dining room , living room…pounding my paws as hard as I can (remember I have the big butt thingy going on) to make lots of noise
  2. repeat about 7 times
  3. now…do same…only go into entry way, up stairs in to Mom’s office (more wood) then back down
  4. repeat 3 times
  5. now…do steps 1 and 3 combined…sort of like “catlympics” Mr Otis http://cultofotis.wordpress.com/ ( talks about…ONLY ADD…YOU GOT IT…run into our bedroom…across Dad and Mom then do the wheely thingy and go back out…
  6. chasing the hard pink jingle ball down the wood hallway allllllll the way into the family room
  7. repeat once
  8. WHEW!  DONE!  Hop into bed, snuggle up tight and close to Mom…hmmmmm…why is the bed moving….hmmmmmm…is she laughing?…..NO WAY…SERIOUSLY…NAW…she’s too old too tired to be anything other than commatose at this hour….RIGHT??!!

Ahhhh…a good night’s work…and…

…more of the same tonight ‘cuz everybody was way to bbbbeeeezzzzyyy today for ME!

JUST SAYIN’….more tomorrow

PS…at least they feed me…sigh…tears…pout…snnnnoorre…ppuurrr…

Savannah

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3 thoughts on “No Play No Sleep…Training 101

  1. Peter's avatarPeter on said:

    Yes dear. It was so nice of you to wake us up in the middle of the night dashing from place to place in the house. You made a thundering herd all by yourself. The next time it happens I will personally wake you up every five minutes throughout the next day! Luv – Dad

  2. Oh Dog! That’s just TERRIBLE! But I understand completely. My human says that evil B word alot too. *sigh*

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